Every Time When I'm Out Of Town, This Happens

Hey everyone! How's everyone doing?

Sorry for the delayed post this week as I am currently overseas being up to no good. The difference in time zones make me feel like I am going to be later for everything. It is only still eight in the morning here. Anyway, here's a short post for you guys as I try my best to give you guys comics even while I'm on vacation.

I've been away for the past few days and I've noticed that this thing happens whenever I am not around.

Suddenly everyone wants to hang out.

Why? Just why?

Nobody wants to hang out when I'm around.

Every time.

Have a great week ahead!

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How To Be Fuel Efficient

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Hey everyone! How’s it going? It is Monday once again!

Travelling around town is getting rather difficult these days. Apart from the traffic jams that plague us every day, rising fuel prices have also made things not so easy for regular folks like us. Today, the Bros would like to teach you the many ways on how to be more fuel efficient.

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt any of these methods if you would want to retain good relations with your friends.

How the heck did he fit the horse through the door anyway??

Of course there is a better way to be more fuel efficient.

Shell Malaysia is once again hosting the 6th Shell FuelSave Challenge! It is an annual driving event that showcases how easy it is for everyday individuals to be smarter in fuel-efficiency and be rewarded when they practice the Shell FuelSave Tips, coupled with the use of Shell FuelSave 95 – a fuel that is designed with Active Efficiency Ingredients to last longer per Tank!

Participants will be able to enhance their knowledge on making smart choices through a new experience beyond the driving challenge by being part of an exciting online Shell FuelSave Journey with the opportunity to win exclusive prizes and rewards! Exciting cash prizes await the winners of the Shell FuelSave Challenge at the regional and national final challenge levels. Four regional winners (North, East Coast, Central and South) will walk away with RM2000 each. These four winners will then stand a chance to compete at the National Finals for the grand prize worth RM20,000.

Holy crap, that’s a lot of money. I wish I could be fuel efficient and win prizes just like that.

Think you have better fuel efficient methods than the Bros? Join the Shell FuelSave Challenge today!

Registration is open at www.shell.com.my/fschallenge

Really. Do teach us. We are hopeless.

Have a great week ahead.

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I Argued With A Kid

Hey happy Monday everyone!

It's almost noon. Sorry for the delay as I am currently in an area where the Internet speed is the equivalent to running a marathon with perfectly pedicured feet but they are wrapped in warm elephant feces. This area is my hometown. Trying to get proper Internet access here is like wrestling a bull but the only difference is that there is no bull to begin with. Anyway, here's a comic anyways in case you still have that Monday blue lingering since morning.

So recently I landed myself in a situation where I was arguing with a kid who was at least twenty years younger than me. It was not my most flattering moment.

But it had to be done.

I am the danger.

Yeah. I was promoting my new book all along. I'm such a sneaky bastard.

Did you think that really happened? Please. I may be retarded but I'm not that retarded. Why the hell would I want to argue with a kid? It is like wrestling a bull but the only difference is that there is no bull to begin with.

"Bro, you already used that joke earlier."
"Shut up."

Have a great week ahead.

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