Wow once again I left this blog on the shelf collecting dust. Anyway guess what day it is today?
It's a freaking Tuesday. And it's Valentine's Day.
Now today's post might make me sound bitter but I am bitter person by nature so I guess that's okay.
Riddle! What's faster than the speed of light? The speed of someone forgetting you once they get what they want.
She promptly forgot about me so fast and that was the end of it. I was dropped like old gossip news from last week. Funnily enough, after a few months, she would come running back to me once the other guy was done with her.
How would I know that? Believe it or not she did it to me four times. And I let it happen. You can say I am a colossal dumbass.
Every time she would tell me she is not ready but will land herself in a relationship within record time. I came to a conclusion. Her secret was this:
|She was always ready.|
Some play Dota. Some play with feelings.
But don't worry guys, I'm over it that's why I decided to laugh it off with this comic. I had an extremely great time drawing this one out.
Damn, this has to be the most bitter post ever.
Happy Valentines Day everyone!
Hope your love life is less savage than mine.
Have a great week ahead!