Thursday, May 31, 2012

Where's My Food?

Good lord. I woke up this morning thinking it is Wednesday. And then I realised that it is actually Thursday because someone yelled "Weekend is coming!". Thank you Captain Obvious.

Time travel really sucks.

Anyways, have you ever experienced a situation where you go to a restaurant, ordered your food and it sat and waited for bloody ages? Worse feeling in the world right? Even worse if the place is not even crowded.

Such situations never fail to make me feel neglected to the highest degree. And it is as if the restaurant owners are in the back kitchen thinking, "Don't serve him his food! He doesn't deserve it! Let him go hungry! Even if you do, make sure you spit in it! SPIT IN IT, GODDAMMIT!!"

My paranoia and self esteem is cruel to me.

Waited so long till he forgets. Classic Jon.

May we never die of hunger in these kind of restaurants.

I know you spat in my food. I'm not paying for the service charges. BUT MOTHER OF GOD THE NOODLES WERE DELICIOUS!

Must have been that special extra flavouring.

I thought you said they spat in it?

Shut up.

Have a great weekend ahead!

Monday, May 28, 2012

Why I Don't Like Public Transportation

Monday has returned once again. Has the blues set in yet?

Monday we hate you. No wait. Don't hate it. That's because that's when I post my comics. Look forward to Mondays instead.

I don't really enjoy taking public transportation. There are many reasons other than the main fact that public transportation in Malaysia is the equivalent to a toilet. I have no problems with the public transportation in other countries and I could take them with ease but I tend to to shy away from my own country's grand transportation system to avoid inflicting unnecessary mental and emotional damage to myself. I would rather drive or maybe hitch a ride from one of the bros.

No wonder traffic in Malaysia is horrendous.

But every once in awhile, I want to feel different and I would just get on a public bus to get around. However, this one occasion was one of the reasons why I never take the bus anymore.

Yes. It is an extremely superficial and stupid reason.

Might I add that the fat guy looks EXTREMELY FAMILIAR...
Seriously, how often does a bus ride damage your image?

I have never taken a ride in the bus since.

Not in my own country at least.


Have a great day ahead everyone!

Saturday, May 26, 2012

B.R.O.S.: Why I Can't Enjoy Cartoons

Happy Saturday everyone!

A short comic today. Don't know if you are awake to see this now because you are still sleeping or what but no matter. A short Saturday comic for you nonetheless to start off your awesome weekend!

If you have been following me on the comic's official Facebook page and/or Twitter, you would notice that from time to time I put statuses and quotes which questions my sense of humour, sanity and logic. I decided to take one of them and put it into three frames of a comic strip.

It is based on one which shows why I cannot enjoy cartoons like a normal person. The said cartoon is the all time famous, Winnie the Pooh. I will show you why.

Yes. This is a really simple and short one.

I was a sad, sad child.
Yes. I like to call out on cartoons whenever they have their own awkward logic.

Shamus hates it and says I always ruin the magic of the cartoon.

I ruin everything.

Have a great Saturday everyone!

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Know Your Bros Better: Worst Things to Find in a Toilet

Good morning everyone! I am saying that because I am a rooster and I am being helpful to those that currently do not know that it is morning because they do not have a window in their house.

Anyways, it is that time again for yet another Know Your Bros Better! This time we look at the horrible, horrible things that we can find upon entering a toilet.

Has anyone here ever came across these scenarios?

Okay maybe not the last one.
Chill guys. The toilets in the bro's household is not that disgusting. Seriously. This strip is to mainly illustrate public toilets in Malaysia. Except the last one. That is exclusive to us. But if that really ever happened to you in a public toilet somewhere out there where you ACTUALLY find a strange naked man taking a sh*t, you are seriously one unlucky bastardo. That sort of image will forever be burnt into your corneas.

To those who make toilets even more disgusting than it already is, I have a question for you:


You know who you are.

Have a great weekend everyone!

Monday, May 21, 2012

Where To Wipe After You Sneeze?

Wait. It's Monday already? Sh*t. The blues just keep coming!

Here's a question:

Have you ever had that moment when you sneezed and there was a lot of snot that came out but there is no tissue anywhere and you had to wipe that crap off pronto?

Shamus has.

He forgot because it was already taken care of.
No wonder I never get the girls.

I admit it was partly my fault too as I shouldn't have gone knife man mode on him in the fourth frame. Apparently it scares the bros to an extent.

Except Daryl. That bastard is totally fearless.

So, where do you wipe off your sneeze if you have no tissue?

Have a great week ahead!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

B.R.O.S.: Just Some News about the Bros in Print and a Concert

That HAS to be my longest post title ever.

Hey guys! Good Saturday! I am at home toiling away as usual. Seriously, whatever has happened to my precious weekends?

Just letting everyone know that there isn't any comic today but just some news that has relation to the comic. So, if you are here solely for the comics, you can leave and check back again on Monday. But before you go, check these pictures out!

Oh, just the comics in print.
Yep, just the comics in print.
WHAAT?!! "Bro, don't like that, bro" is in print??!!

Yes. The comic series has recently made monthly appearances in a student magazine called @Kampus. Some of my old comics from the site has made their way to this magazine and I would like to thank the editor, CK Lee and reader, Lisa Kwan and especially YOU, the readers for supporting and making this happen! So far I've been appearing since February this year and I think it would be a great time to finally mention this now.

Seriously, after three months only you want to mention?
"Bro, don't like that la, bro" will be appearing in @Kampus magazine every month from now on till February next year! Do check them out at their Facebook page and grab a copy while you are at it!

"That's great! How do I go about that?" 
"Uh...I don't know, bro..."

Also about three weeks ago Tune Talk was kind enough to hand me a pair of tickets to the 'Avenged Sevenfold Live in Malaysia 2012' concert!

Not being much of a "Seven Avengefold" (Jon actually said this) or a heavy metal fan, I gave the tickets to Jamus so he could catch them live. Here is what he has to say about it:

About 15,000 people came out to rock at the Sunway Surf Beach on the 29th of April 2012 and Jamus came back without his voice on the 30th of April 2012. Sadly, no pictures were allowed to be taken but that doesn't really matter because Jamus doesn't really know how to operate a camera anyways.

However, thanks Tune Talk for giving Jamus a rocking time! He was one happy rocker that night.


Oh, and he got his voice back.

Comic resumes on Monday!

Have a great Saturday everyone!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Diablo 3 Has Come!

Good morning everyone!

Two days ago the world was granted the sequel to a world acclaimed game that everyone loves as it is a game where most of us grew up with. Since the announcement of its release, jokes about how boyfriends will say goodbye to girlfriends flooded the internet to no end. This game is famously known as Diablo 3.

Never heard of it? Seriously if you haven't, you might want to use this miraculous Internet connection to call for rescue from the lead-lined cupboard at the bottom of the Marianas Trench you're improbably trapped in.

Diablo 3 is the much awaited sequel to the Diablo 2 and is one of the most popular game franchises in the history of gamers everywhere. For this sequel, we had waited 12 long years for the game developers to finally come up with this game. And 12 years is half a quarter of any every average human lifespan.

I never said my maths was good.

Of course, living on a planet with different time zones, those in the far east has managed to get their hands on this game first and were hours ahead of everyone else in slaying demons and monsters and the like.

I just had to ask one of my Korean friends what he thought about it.
Slay the demon!!! SLAY HIM!!!
Seriously? You waited 12 years and it only took you half of half a day to complete it? Can't you at least enjoy and savour the game like any normal human being?

Damn Koreans, you ingrate.

You finished the game and I haven't even managed to get into the servers yet!

Have a great weekend everyone!

Diablo 3 here we go!

"Wait, bro! You haven't even bought the game yet!"
"Oh, shut up you."

Monday, May 14, 2012

Happy Mother's Day 2012

Good Morning everybody! Guess what?

 It's Monday. Freaking Monday.

Happy Mother's Day! Am I too late?

Anyway, yesterday was Mothers Day and everywhere was flooded with special wishes from everyone to their beloved mothers and even better when I saw that mostly everyone were spending some quality time with their mothers.

I got jealous because I was about 150 kilometers away from mine and all I managed was a phone call which was awkward.

An awkward phone call. It might just have been the weirdest gift ever for my mum on Mother's Day.

Here is a list of the weirdest things you can ever give to your mum on such a day.
Son of the year award goes to...
So, do not give these weird things to your mothers unless you are as retarded as the bros. But I am sure that none of you have done anything this retarded, right?

Right? C'mon, don't make us feel like total idiots.

What's the weirdest thing you have ever given to your mother?

You can tell me. It will be our little secret.

Have a great week ahead!

Friday, May 11, 2012


This is a sponsored post.

Good morning! How everyone is doing? Sorry for the unusual scheduling of my posting this week.

For the longest time, I want to get a new phone. I get jealous when I see everyone around me strutting around in their spanking new phones and even the kids nowadays use phones way more advanced and cooler than mine. That's because half the electronics I own are half broken.

It's time to look at my options.

So I was given the opportunity to review this lastest tech from Nokia, a brand that I am sure everyone is familiar with.

The Nokia Lumia 610. I'll let the cartoon explain this sweet gadgetry.

It's built tough as well.
The new Nokia Lumia 610. It even comes it four different colours!
Hence, self identity is always preserved.
So, seriously. Get your own.

Have a great weekend ahead!

Monday, May 7, 2012

Super Powers

Good morning! How's Monday so far?

I should really stop asking the obvious.

Another week has gone past and apparently topics of superheroes and superpowers still linger around in the wake of that new Avenger movie. It seems that we cannot get rid of that childlike imagination in us just yet even though we are already full grown adults.

So, I decided to ask the bros on what kind of superpowers do they wish to have?

Here are the bros feedback.

Daryl is a genius.
I somehow suspect that Daryl's real superpower is mind manipulation.

So, what's your superpower of choice if you could have one?

One thing for sure is that the bros will be a bunch of pervert superheroes.

With Daryl as the leader of course.

Once again, just a friendly reminder, I am currently taking part in this year's Digi Wwwow Awards and therefore I would like everyone here to help me vote for this comic series. Big thanks for your undying love and support for this silly little series!


Don't forget to vote for me once a day! Your help is deeply appreciated!

No obligations. Seriously. Do vote for me only if you think I really deserve it.

Remember: Knife Man is always watching.

*Haha. Just kidding. Of course I won't stab you. Haha.*

Have a great week ahead!

Saturday, May 5, 2012

B.R.O.S.: Inspirational Quotes

Happy Saturday everyone!

I'm sure that we've seen many inspirational quotes swarming the walls of our Facebook's news feed shared by our beloved friends who just wants to share something that might motivate you.

How we 'love' those inspirational quotes.

The bros have their own set of inspirational quotes as well and I thought I might join in that little bandwagon of quote sharing via today's post.

Here is a set of what inspiration the bros have for you today. Enjoy.

Inspired yet?

No, don't answer that.

Have a great Saturday!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

SPONSORED: Mr. Asahi In Malaysia!

This is a sponsored post

I love beer. Who doesn’t love a happy drinking session with buddies every once in awhile.

But you know what’s better than beer? FREE beer! If you tell me you do not like free things you must either be filthy rich or you are not Malaysian enough or you are just a plain hipster wannabe.

So recently I tried this beer  brand called Asahi. I must admit it is pretty good. It makes me want to straddle my pet velociraptor and go for a nice gallop in a barley field like the ones you see in western commercials.  It doesn’t have that usual bitter taste and it makes it feel like there is a refreshing cold waterfall made of magic sky juice in my mouth.

My source of creative imagination.
I have a weird sense of imagination to express how delicious this beer is and it has come to a point that I need to have access to larger quantities of this Asahi Super Dry.

So much imagination that Mr Asahi came to visit.

All in my imagination. I have a really good imagination.
And so I was told that there Mr Asahi is currently on a nationwide tour where with a crew comprising of dancers, a DJ and a customized truck that unfolds into a mini party-space where ever he is! So there will be this exclusive Asahi Get Together event this coming 8th June and that means more Asahi beer all around! But since it is an exclusive event we had to work for it. We have to dance for Mr. Asahi.

Here is a non-professional example.

Feel free to be impressed. Or choose not to. But you can start clapping already.


So there is an online contest where you submit your robot dancing video online to stand a chance to win those exclusive invites to the event and meet Mr Asahi, the first robot bartender, who would gladly serve you a nice cold Asahi.

Here’s what to do:
-         LIKE the Asahi Facebook page
-         Upload the video/photo titled “My Mr.Asahi Robot Dance” for videos or “My Mr.Asahi Robot Pose” for photos on your own Facebook timeline.
-         Tag @Asahi Malaysia, and also tag @Nuffnang or @ChurpChurp. (This is to make sure that both Nuffnang and ChurpChurp can track your entries.)
-         50 most creative entry wins!
-         Contest period TBC

Can’t dance? No problem. Professional dancing is not required in the video. Move awkwardly in front of the camera as much as you’d like. You can even wear a costume to compensate for your lack of dancing skills! Just saying.

So get dancing! And stand a chance to meet Mr Asahi AND the bros as well!

Yes. We are going to be there. Come meet Mr Asahi while partying with the bros!

Not only that, the ten most most creative entry will also stand a chance to win 1x Monster Beats by Dr. Dre headphones at the event itself!

Which I am so NOT going to get it already.

Of course the bros are going. I already danced for Mr Asahi already anyways. Don’t make my efforts go to waste!

For more details, head on to ChurpChurp or Nuffnang now!

Seriously, bro. Your dancing sucks. Stop it.
Have a great weekend everyone!

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