Monday, May 21, 2012

Where To Wipe After You Sneeze?

Wait. It's Monday already? Sh*t. The blues just keep coming!

Here's a question:

Have you ever had that moment when you sneezed and there was a lot of snot that came out but there is no tissue anywhere and you had to wipe that crap off pronto?

Shamus has.

He forgot because it was already taken care of.
No wonder I never get the girls.

I admit it was partly my fault too as I shouldn't have gone knife man mode on him in the fourth frame. Apparently it scares the bros to an extent.

Except Daryl. That bastard is totally fearless.

So, where do you wipe off your sneeze if you have no tissue?

Have a great week ahead!


31 comments:

  1. Hahaha Shamus should shake your hand first...hahaha

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    1. why would i wanna shake his hand? haha we give bro hugs instead but in that situation not so appropriate la. XD

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  2. Not on someone's hand, that's for sure. lol.
    And Ernest don't get the girl? Sure ah???? hehehe

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    1. sure la.. i where got get the girls one T3T

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    2. Waaahhh long time don't see you reply. A bit free these days? hehe
      Come on la Ernest~~ You got the moves! lol (the robotic dance moves XD)

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  3. Well he could at least ask the girl if she has a tissue before shaking her hand...don't normally girls carry tissue with them?

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    1. well, she already had her hand out in front of her and i mistakenly had to urge shamus to grab that hand. kinda my fault really

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  4. lol .. why not wipe on the pants?

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    1. what??? and get the pants dirty!

      anyway i think this is my 1st time replying to you. sorry for havent been replying to ur comments. i dont even know why but it's totally me. lol anyways thanks for always commenting! you deserve an epic high five!

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  5. Ewwww.... If I ever meet him I shall try not to shake his hand....

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  6. should wipe it below the table or on the wall 1st mah... hahahaa if not behind the pants also can la

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    1. haha but then the pants will have stain!!!

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  7. aarghh.....ceridak~ (that's Melayu Sarawak for "disgusting"). go beli pocket tissue banyak-banyak la bro, they can come handy in the unexpected situation e.g. sneezing.

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    1. i learn a new word today! :D haha most guys dun carry tissue la =3=

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  8. eh, got masam manis smell r? XD

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    1. haha i see what you did there! thanks for making that reference! totally makes my day!

      yes. her hand got masam manis smell after that.

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  9. This would be a nice thing to do to an enemy haha!

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    1. haha provided ur enemy dont retaliate by wiping you back LOL

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  10. I thought Samus is going to shake your hand first?? Tsk, tsk~

    Or at least wipe on his butt :p

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    1. haha why wud he wanna shake my hand? we are not that formal to each other.

      we bro hug. *sexyface*

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    1. omg... that is totally.... uh... i actually have no response to that statement. seriously. haha

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  12. He should wipe it off on your shirt first!!!! Then only shake the girl hand! XD

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    1. wut??!!!! haha i will smacketh him!

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  13. Yucks!!! gross wei!! if i kena like this, imma slap Samus! hahahaha!!!

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    1. i think ur hobby is slapping people. you slap too much.

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  14. i wiped snot underneath cinema chairs, underneath plastic chairs, underneath tables of all kinds imaginable.......and many more I can't seem to recall. Disgusting right?

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    1. somehow I'm ashamed that we're born in the same year... -_-"

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    2. HAHA! wipe on ALL THE THINGS!!!!

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  15. He should've wiped it on the BACK of his hand! Then can shake hands, no problem! xD

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