Thursday, May 17, 2012

Diablo 3 Has Come!

Good morning everyone!

Two days ago the world was granted the sequel to a world acclaimed game that everyone loves as it is a game where most of us grew up with. Since the announcement of its release, jokes about how boyfriends will say goodbye to girlfriends flooded the internet to no end. This game is famously known as Diablo 3.

Never heard of it? Seriously if you haven't, you might want to use this miraculous Internet connection to call for rescue from the lead-lined cupboard at the bottom of the Marianas Trench you're improbably trapped in.

Diablo 3 is the much awaited sequel to the Diablo 2 and is one of the most popular game franchises in the history of gamers everywhere. For this sequel, we had waited 12 long years for the game developers to finally come up with this game. And 12 years is half a quarter of any every average human lifespan.

I never said my maths was good.

Of course, living on a planet with different time zones, those in the far east has managed to get their hands on this game first and were hours ahead of everyone else in slaying demons and monsters and the like.

I just had to ask one of my Korean friends what he thought about it.
Slay the demon!!! SLAY HIM!!!
Seriously? You waited 12 years and it only took you half of half a day to complete it? Can't you at least enjoy and savour the game like any normal human being?

Damn Koreans, you ingrate.

You finished the game and I haven't even managed to get into the servers yet!

Have a great weekend everyone!

Diablo 3 here we go!

"Wait, bro! You haven't even bought the game yet!"
"Oh, shut up you."

28 comments:

  1. normal people would takes 6 hours to finish the first act. :/

    another team from china also took it down in 6 hours later that.

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    1. these guys... seriously???? cmon! enjoy the game la!

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  2. Apparently 'hell' difficulty will go down in around 72 hours...this time players pawned blizzard..it doesn't help much that servers are dying...a countdown timer emerges for unfortunate gamers getting booted out

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    1. haha hardcore gamers. what would we do without them.
      actually nothing. wtf am i talking about =3=

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  3. Wuahahahahaha Gaming Level: KOREAN!

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    1. yep. how i wish i am korean.
      so i can be kpop star.
      yeh.
      ok maybe not. T3T

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  4. well at least I enjoy the game...

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  5. I'm not even gonna play the game :P

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    1. y u no like diablo? must play bro... dam awesome... oh wait you dont really play games

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  6. I think I am one of those who "might want to use this miraculous Internet connection to call for rescue from the lead-lined cupboard at the bottom of the Marianas Trench I'm improbably trapped in" hehe. Before 9gag, I had never heard of Diablo at all. Then again, I never said I'm a gamer girl also, so yeah~ XD

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    1. its ok thats because you are a girl. most girls dont know the existence of this game. unless they are gamers as well

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  7. I seriously hate this game for causing my then-bf to stick onto his computer 24/7, 12 years ago.

    But it's a good news that only 6 hours is needed to complete the whole thing, muahahaha!
    Ahem, but I'll still nag my hubb for these 6 hours :p

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    1. haha all the best in nagging him!
      ...but y u no want let him enjoy??

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    2. unless he's korean, i bet he didn't finish it in 6 hours. XD

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  9. I will test next few days hahaha

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  10. i was really in diablo and diablo II back in those good old days, completed all of them in a few days but 6 hours? That's pretty good! Too bad I don't have the super fast 'cpm' thingy but again if i did have that then I wont be enjoying the game and the money wont be worth buying the game at all...

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  12. Hey... I didn't expect you to show a spoiler for Diablo 3. Had heard of other Diablo-3-owning relatives about them seeing the screenshot for the last boss battle because some other people posted on Facebook, 9Gag, etc.

    I didn't want to see that - luckily, just a moment's glance - and would appreciate if you would be more considerate with regard to showing spoilers.

    Anyway, I've been following your blog for a few weeks and am not here to stir up trouble.

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    1. um... i guess maybe i didnt think of this as a spoiler? cause i thought at least i didnt give away the ending to the storyline.

      anyways, i appreciate your opinion and i respect that. sorry if it did spoil any essence of the game for you i will keep that in check next time. will make sure this sort of thing dont happen again.

      thanks for reading my comics :D

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  13. Just played Diablo 3 for 15 minutes suddenly my PC's going hell. Hell yeah! Blame the Lizard (not Blizzard) for destroying my PC

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  14. Ohhhhh. So THAT'S what Diablo is! I guess I should try to get out of this coconut I've been living under ;)

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