Talking About Sizes

It's the last day of June. My, my, my do time flies when you're having the worst diarrhea of your life fun.

I can't be so sure of the humor this week but this incident really happened when an old friend of ours came back to Malaysia after so many donkey kong years. We hung out for a bit and this bit of conversation ensued.

Classic Daryl.

Daryl just did a dick joke. In case that didn't register yet. No, Daryl is not a homo. Stop asking.

If this is your first time here and you want to know exactly what the DICK is going on, click here to find out!

Sorry if this isn't up to my usual standards as it is a bit of a rushed work. Been having the worst hectic week. I hope next week will be better.

Have an awesome weekend guys!

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Bodoh, continued

BAM! Turns out last Thursday's strip has a continuation!

If you haven't read the earlier part, CLICK HERE, unless you want to NOT understand the full joke in this strip.

For the non-Malaysians out there, bodoh means stupid, dumbass, moron, idiot, etc...

Jasmine, some day you will be next.

Like I mentioned in my previous post, yup it's confirmed: We're all retarded.

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Bodoh = Stupid

Good morning everyone!

Recently, I was involved in one of the stupidest moments in my life. I won't spoil it by saying it here. The comic will tell you about it.

In case you don't understand Bahasa Melayu, bodoh means stupid.

I couldn't even have my cereal in peace after that.

So then I just did the most logical thing I had in mind to counter the situation.

This was the best I could come up with.

Fighting fire with fire is totally the dumbest shit I've ever heard of. Jon and Shamus thoroughly enjoyed that.

I think I might have been living in this house with these guys for too long.

We're all retarded.

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Happy (Belated) Father's Day!

Father's Day was yesterday in Malaysia. Hope you guys had a wonderful time with your dads! Also, huge congrats to the winners of my Father's Day card designs! (courtesy of Cmate communications) *yes I almost forgot to congratulate you guys*

So, previously I had a Mother's day and a Teacher's day comic entry. It wouldn't make sense if I didn't upload anything about Father's Day. People would start thinking I have daddy issues if I didn't.

Here it is! 

Jamus was only 6 at that time, mind you.

Disclaimer: Do not attempt these stunts to freak out your father's okay? I will not be held responsible for any account of injury, emotional distraught or even death should you try these methods above.

Even though we were bloody rascals in those days and frustrate our dads to no end, we still love our dads!
Happy (Belated) Father's Day!

Have a great week ahead!

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Dogsitting: Part 5

Sorry I was late in today's upload! Was watching some movie in some cinema in some movie theater somewhere and somehow loss track of time and space. Nonetheless, here is Thursday's upload!

We now continue to the finale of the Dogsitting series! I know it doesn't have much development (or much humour) as in the Pengotor series but just how many things can you do to a dog, right? (other than physically abusing it)

In this finale, we look at the final bro, Jamus and how he shows his love to Jasmine's lovely dog, Mocha.

Do read the initial parts first if you haven't: Part 1, Part 2, Part 2.5, Part 3, Part 4

Enjoy! 

Jamus is creepy.

Jamus, just leave Mocha alone for a second. Dogs need their space too.

That's the end of the dogsitter series! Don't worry Mocha will still appear in this comic from time to time. (As long as she has not suffered enough mental trauma that could render her untimely demise)

Have a great weekend folks! See you guys on Monday!

P.S. It's Fathers' Day this Sunday (19 June 2011) in Malaysia. Don't forget to show that special person your love!

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Dogsitting: Part 4

Weekend you f***ing traitor! Where were you???

Hey guys!! Welcome back for another edition of "Bro, don't like that la, bro". We now continue on the Dogsitting series!

This time we look at Shamus's "strenuous" effort to entertain Jasmine's dog, Mocha.

Do read at our other efforts in taking care of the dog if you haven't!
Part 1, Part 2, Part 2.5, Part 3 

And that bitch is Mocha.

Would someone please shut the dog up now?

Yes. That's a Bieber poster in the last panel. Shamus is a fan.

TO BE CONTINUED

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Dogsitting: Part 3

Hey guys! I'm back from my holidays! We came home and were very surprised to see the house is still intact. We suspect Daryl might have caused some big havoc when we were not around that he quickly cleaned up to remove all traces of evidence.

Also no fluffy puppy carcass! But there might be one in today's strip...

So as promised, we continue on Mocha's adventure with the bros!

This time, we look at how I interacted with the stupid dog.

Read the initial parts if you haven't: Part 1, Part 2, Part 2.5
But it's okay if you don't as the strips doesn't continue from one another.

And also a big misunderstanding...

This one REALLY did happen almost exactly except for the last part. Mocha did not have a concussion and fainted, thank the bloody heavens for that. She just simply walked away after the impact. (Yes, Mocha is a female dog in case you haven't noticed it yet)

But Jasmine still gave me an ass kicking though.

Continued in PART 4

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Home Alone

Hey guys sorry about the delay in the posting which was supposed to be yesterday! And its already 1pm?? Geez, I really need to learn to wake up earlier...

Right, we now continue on the Dogsitting series

Nope! We're taking a slight detour as I need to make an announcement. What better way to make an announcement than by putting it into a comic strip! Right?

Here it is! It's a special MASSIVE EDITION today! Enjoy!

There's no stopping him now.

Disclaimer: I know this didn't happen (yet) but it is more or less my prediction of what will happen when we're not around. Also, apparently Jon can't spell Daryl's name.

Yep! I'm posting this right before I leave the house. So, Jon, Shamus, Jamus and I are going for a holiday thus inadvertently (or intentionally) leaving Daryl behind. But we know he'll be fine.

Daryl, Mocha is in your hands and if we come home to a brown fluffy puppy carcass on the floor, you are responsible.

Just kidding. Daryl loves Mocha.

Therefore, there won't be a comic next Monday and my comic uploads will only resume on next Thursday (9 June 2011) Hopefully I'm back before then!

Dogsitting series will return next week!

Have a great weekend guys!

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