Technically, that's wrong because no Mondays are actually happy unless you received a cheque of $50,000 in the mail this morning.
Have you ever have a friend who when you ask him/her out and he/she always have an excuse not to come? Worse, they make up some bullshit story just to justify their incapability of hanging out with you. Even worse, they just cannot simply be direct with you on why they don't want to join you and leave you wondering why in the name of God would they rather tell you a bullshit story than the truth.
Among the bros, one (or more) of us is actually like that. Here is an example:
|Actual bullshit story that Daryl uses on us.|
Of course Daryl didn't get kidnapped. That's just silly. Who the hell would want to kidnap him?
Either that or he is a master escape artist.
Have a great week ahead!