Hey good morning Tuesday everyone! I know I am a day late as yesterday my dinosaur broke out of its cage and began terrorizing the neighbors by eating all their flowers in their gardens. I tried to calm him down but my dinosaur was already high on flowers so animal control had to come and put a tranquilizer dart in its neck and now Mr. Dino has been sleeping ever since.
I never said I was good at lying. My dinosaur is allergic to flowers. He would never touch them.
Still, better late than never! Here is a comic as promised to replace the missing one on Monday.
In today's story, Jon shows you his talent on picking up chicks at the bar.
|Jamus was pretty sure she was Jon's type.|
Still, Jon did the right thing. Always abort the mission when the girl actually has a handsome and built boyfriend with her.
|Jon's usual words to describe a well built person.|
I know that fear bro.
Have a great week ahead!