Okay that's not exactly a good motivational sentence to start off the new working/schooling week. That's because someone farted in my face this morning.
A fart is a death cloud that everyone emits everyday but necessarily admit to doing it. I still try to believe that girls don't fart at all and don't tell me it isn't so because I would stab you for ruining that imagination of mine. Anyway, everyone farts. Fine. We act all natural and okay when we quietly do it. But what happens when someone else farts at your immediate vicinity? Where could be the worst possible place to catch a death cloud unexpectedly?
Here are a few possible scenarios. Some of which many of us might have experienced before.
|Jon now knows why he always wake up with a bad taste in his mouth.|
You don't? You farty liar.
So, what's the worst place you caught a fart before? Let me know in the comments below! Why? Because I am a busybody, that's why.
Have a great week ahead!
*fart fart fart*