Hey it is the Friday. Weekend is so near I could smell it.
Weekend smells like bacon to me.
Sorry there wasn't a new post yesterday. I got caught up in doing useless things which I have no remote interest in. It will happen again today so today's comic is the best I can come up with in this busy couple of days. It may not be as funny as my usual stuff so do bear with me for a little bit as I head to make some withdrawals from the funny bank.
The funny bank does not exist.
So, Jon has this unhealthy relationship with bubble tea.
Diabetes in a cup.
I, on the other hand, have a bad relationship with bubble tea. At least that's what I think of it. Feel free to change my mind.
A rather random humor comic today. It's okay if you don't feel it.
The bro's household sometimes if rife with wildlife, both inside and out. The other day there was a squirrel in the front yard. We don't get squirrel sometimes. And the bros love squirrels. Especially Jon.
You know where this is going.
Squirrel hunters. Squirrel hunters everywhere.
Just when I though that both of them are being idiots for trying to catch that speedy little creature.
Really I have no idea how he did it.
Daryl seem to have that extra speed when he is not wearing any pants.
We let the squirrel go after stroking it for awhile. It must have been a little traumatized by that incident.
Hey today is Thursday and I am being helpful informing those out there who don't already own a calendar.
So here's the thing. I love board games. When I say board games, I mean like those fancy European ones with tonnes of mechanics and wackiness. The other bros, not so much. They only get as far as Monopoly and that alone is enough to entertain them despite my conclusion that Monopoly is designed to intentionally break friendships.
Which is why I am glad to have found that there are several board game cafes around the Klang Valley and I try my best to get there and have a geek out session with friends. After experiencing countless hours of fun, I decided it is time for the bros to learn more games other than just Monopoly.
I brought them to my favourite board game cafe and needless to say, there is a fair chance that we are no longer allowed there.
So the past few weeks was rife with subjects and issues on political matters and I couldn't help myself to get in on the fun and make some jokes at our dear politician's expense. It was worth it and thankfully they haven't grabbed me from my own home and toss me into a comfortable 4 by 4 cell.
Today I shall tone things down a bit, mainly because I do not want to get too politically loud and have a bunch of special forces do the butt dance in front of my house (which Daryl might most probably join in the fun).
Also, I am waiting for the next joker to come out.
If you have been following this comic series for a bit, you will realise that Jamus has a strange relationship with his mobile phone. And that continues in today's comic.
And Jamus didn't even realise a damn thing.
I worry for Jamus as I do sometime suspect he might be a bit mentally retarded.
Hey everyone! Sorry for the delayed post as I was giving way to a rerun comic on the Facebook page that is about teacher's day since yesterday was in fact teacher's day in Malaysia and I didn't want to ruin the honor of teachers with my usual potty humour.
Okay I lied. I was utterly distracted by a new manga that I totally forgot to come up with something else.
Anyway, just recently, someone from the government, who had just started his first day on the job, decided to have diarrhea in the mouth by saying something equivalent to stupid.
This is what I thought about it.
Different context but similiar meaning.
If you are wondering which political news I am talking about you can read it HERE.
I am beginning to think that our politicians have great potential in selling chicken rice.
They and the chicken rice aunty will make an excellent pair.
I made this comic thanks to a suggestion by friend, Naomi. To Naomi, I decided to go with this version than the one about the dick with AIDS because I refuse to Google how a dick with AIDS would look like.
For the rest of you out there who just wondered what the hell am I talking about AIDS ridden dick, don't worry that's just an inside joke.
In today's post, I would like to take this rare opportunity to thank everyone who has shown immense support for my silly little comic series, even if you are just new or have been with me for the past couple of years.
Why am I only doing this now? Well, it is because that everyone here helped me reach my target of achieving 6000 followers on my Facebook page way before my predicted date. I actually only expected to reach this figure at the end of the year and even then I had thought it was impossible target. It was one of my new year's resolution this year (despite having more time for video games) to reach this target and every single one of you made this happen and I am deeply touched (in a non Michael Jackson way) by this generousness.
Thanks to this one random comic I decided to upload one day (thanks to Utusan Malaysia and the inspiration from this guy) and the series has gained quite a serious virality level compared to my usual standards. A lot of encouraging messages and emails (and a couple of death threats or so) have really been a real fuel for me to inspired and motivated enough to keep churning out content for you guys.
I decided to share the joy of this great news with my bros.
Bros will be bros.
Nontheless, my bros are still an awesome happy-go-lucky bunch.
Thank you so much for showing such great support and laughing at my jokes which I sometimes find hard to laugh to and I have no idea why.
An early comic this week! Yes. Why? You'll find out at the bottom of the post. Anyway, no one should be complaining. Right?
Oh God, I hope not.
This bro of ours, Shamus, sometimes love to ask 'what-if' questions to us.
Yeah. I totally made a blatant detour there.
Happy Mothers' Day everybody!
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So it's Mothers' Day once again and I would like to wish everyone a fantastic awesome Mothers' day to all fantastic awesome mothers out there. None of the bros would have made it this far and lived this long without the help and support of our mothers. In fact, we believe that mothers have super powers because if not why would they even bother.
"Love, bro. It's because they love us." "....oh."
This is a Mother's Day comic that I did for DiGi recently in conjunction with Mother's day.
What better way to celebrate your super mum than by giving her a super gift? How about an iPad mini or and iPad with retina display to show your salute to your mum of steel?
DiGi is now having a promotion from 8 May - 17 June 2013 where you can enjoy a RM100 discount on the devices, RM5/month rebate for 12 months and FREE Deezer subscriptions when you sign up for DiGi's Tablet 2GB Plan! Don't miss this chance to grab on this special deal!
So at the beginning of the week. A heavy hitting question was laid upon us by a local newspaper asking: "Apa lagi Cina mahu?" (What more do the chinese want) They were referring to the Malaysian Chinese to be exact. Despite its racist undertones, I had no idea they were so thoughtful in asking us what we want. No one ever asks me what I want.
Racist thoughts aside, I gave it some serious thought and went, 'Yeah. What do we want?' I have never really asked myself this question before so after some soul searching and research which took me only a grand total of five minutes, I think these are the few things chinese would actually want.
Disclaimer: This is just a parody. If you take it seriously, then good for you. Because I am seriously joking.
Special thanks to KYspeaks.com for most all of the ideas here. Joker guy.
Translation: Frame 1: What Do The (Malaysian) Chinese Want? Frame 2: Wedding receptions that starts exactly at 7pm Frame 3: 24 hours Bak Kut Teh (herbal pork stew) delivery Frame 4: Win big in the lottery without always misplacing a number Frame 5: Luscious and beautiful mustache and don't always look like dried grass Frame 6: Bigger eyes.
If you are not from Malaysia, do let me know if these are the things that apply to you as well.
Of course there are many more but I think the list would go on and on. There are just so many chinese things I want.
I actually want more Wan Tan in my soup.
What do you want? Let me know in the comments below.
But seriously, Malaysian mainstream media should really just stop this racist shit. You are making me struggle to keep up with your constant stream of joke materials.
Anyway, sorry for the last post which was supposed to be yesterday but a promise is a promise and I always fulfill my promises, here is a new comic although a day late. At least it isn't 5 or 55 years late or something right?
If I haven't been posting for five years there might be a high chance that I am dying in a dirty 4 by 4 cell somewhere.
Somebody stop me.
Let's play some chess to keep our mind off things!
Today we shall show you a totally legit move in winning a game of chess. It's totally a legit move.
Only applies if you are Malaysian and it only works once every five years.
This comic seriously has nothing to do with recent events. Really no, I'm serious. It's really about chess.
Hey everybody how you’re all doing? Just one more day to the weekend!
So a couple of weeks back, I had the opportunity to attend the
launch of the DiGi – Deezer event held at the DiGi headquarters. No they are
not doing a name rebranding. Deezer is actually a mobile music app where you
can create playlists of your favourite music and share it with friends! It is
like a social media app but everything is music!
Here’s how it went down for me.
These people are ninjas I swear to the high heavens.
I have no idea how everyone could gather in front of the
stage THAT fast.
Yeah so there were a few things going on that day. A game
where you guess a song and win a prize and an area where you can try out the
deezer app, a short presentation about the Deezer app as well as a small
performance from our local singer, Aizat Amdan.
Want to know more about Deezer? Here is a video where our
local Malaysian actor, Shaheizy Sam explains it all:
Get your Deezer app today! Available now at the Apple and
Android store!
No I didn’t manage to take a picture with Aizat at all that
day.
