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Monday, June 10, 2013

Things Not To Say To A Woman #3

Good morning everyone! It's Monday isn't it?

F***.

Days are getting busier for me. I will still try my best to churn out comics weekly. Here's a four paneled one today. Pretty standard humour but let's revisit the "Things Not To Say to A Woman".

Let's see number three.

"Where's one and two?"
"I have no idea. Stop asking."

The bros are going to die alone for sure.
What are the things you have said to a woman but wish you didn't? Let us know in the comments below.

So that we know we won't die alone.

Have a great week ahead.
Created by Ernest Ng at 9:52 AM

33 comments:

  1. Nana EddyJune 10, 2013 at 9:58 AM

    uuuuuuuuu taboooo! hahah.

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  2. AnonymousJune 10, 2013 at 9:59 AM

    Sensitives issues for women right..
    :P

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  3. Henry LeeJune 10, 2013 at 10:00 AM

    Saying put on weight for really skinny girls is ok tho... haha

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  4. AnonymousJune 10, 2013 at 10:03 AM

    At least she left peacefully...haha should learn to read the situation

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    1. Ernest NgJune 10, 2013 at 10:21 AM

      the bros are walking fails waiting to happen.

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  5. swleowJune 10, 2013 at 10:07 AM

    yea, "put on weight" is a big NO-NO. LOL!

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  6. lywJune 10, 2013 at 10:07 AM

    i purposely say that =p even thought they don't put on weight *like a boss*

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  7. unmeowJune 10, 2013 at 10:24 AM

    where's one and two? *stares*

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    1. Ernest NgJune 10, 2013 at 12:34 PM

      stop asking me! *cowers in corner*

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    2. AnnJune 11, 2013 at 5:03 PM

      Ernest,

      Really, why did you put 3 on the 1st place? Of cos we will be wondering where 1 and 2.

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  8. UnknownJune 10, 2013 at 10:29 AM

    Once i said to long lost contact girl .. "Y did u look a lil bit old now?"

    What did i serve after? A sour face and ended with F U! Silly me!

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  9. Isaac TanJune 10, 2013 at 10:30 AM

    Things not to say:

    " hey pretty, your makeup makes you prettier than usual today "

    " do you miss your beautiful long hair? It was indeed beautiful and made you perfect. Oh, your short hair look now is good as well "

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    1. Ernest NgJune 10, 2013 at 12:36 PM

      haha i hope it wasnt you who said those things XD

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  10. UnknownJune 10, 2013 at 11:17 AM

    Thing not to say :

    "Why are you so emotional today? Period kah?!"

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  11. JaneJune 10, 2013 at 11:46 AM

    There are few of us out there who would smile if you say we put on weight, as we are the bunch that are desperately trying to gain weight, hahaha, so it doesn't apply to all.

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    1. Ernest NgJune 10, 2013 at 12:40 PM

      haha true. but you skinny ma so tak terasa.
      I just generally find girls dont like being called fat.

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  12. AnnJune 10, 2013 at 12:34 PM

    Never say the taboo words to girls. Especially when they are in a bad mood.

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    1. Ernest NgJune 10, 2013 at 12:44 PM

      especially during the time of the month?

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    2. AnnJune 11, 2013 at 4:59 PM

      Yup. It can be even worst that normal. hahaha.

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  13. VeraJune 10, 2013 at 1:18 PM

    "Wow good(that) you can cook/whatever talent...
    If you become my gal, you can help me do laundry & clean house too!"
    Or words like "it's a girl's job to cook/clean/follow everything the man orders..."

    Turns us, girls off. We ain't your mum/maid.
    We girls used to laugh at those guys who said that.
    It's like day work hard; night work harder lol.
    Of course it's good to find a motherly gal but this type of wooing method - Fail!

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  14. KYJune 10, 2013 at 2:49 PM

    he's still alive, consider himself lucky. lol

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  15. 1June 10, 2013 at 4:15 PM

    Awww mocha! haha.

    Oh I hate it when guys relate everything to us girls 'having periods'. Bad mood = period, Emotional = period, Don't wanna go out = period, and the lists goes on.

    Seriously guys, not EVERYTHING relates to period -_-


    That Girl Named Mandy

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  16. CutebunJune 10, 2013 at 9:27 PM

    haha never said that to a woman when you are not close to her. haha

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  17. UnknownJune 11, 2013 at 1:23 AM

    never talk about weight with woman . including my mom. haha .

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  18. LizJune 13, 2013 at 2:50 AM

    NEVER EVER SAY TO A GIRL THAT SHE'S FAT/PUT ON WEIGHT!
    Even if she keeps relentlessly insisting to you that she has fat arms/face/nose/chin/neck etc. NEVER concede. She's actually trying to get you to compliment her :p

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