Thursday, August 29, 2013

Monopoly: Park Lane

I need to stop sleeping at 4am.

Hey happy Thursdays everyone!

Did you know that Monopoly is the most sold board game in the world?

Today I have yet another Monopoly story and I think I can safely assume that everyone reading this right now can relate to the situation story that I am about to tell in my comic.

Previously, we have other two incidences when the bros are playing Monopoly. HERE and HERE.

Before proceeding to the comic, I would like to reaffirm my statement about Monopoly:

Monopoly is a game about trading and buying properties where it strenuously tests your friendship and brotherhood because it brings out the a**hole in every one of us and slams us with the reality that life is cruel and if you get screwed in life you tend to get screwed forever and in the end nobody likes the game and we all hate each other.

Whoever came up with this game is a sick diabolical f***.

I really hate Monopoly.
Stupid dice is clearly f***ing with me. Or the universe. Whichever comes first.

If you don't understand the massive effect of landing in Park Lane with a hotel erected on it, it is equivalent to be bending over at a prison shower after dropping the soap. Whoever lands their piece on that property and develops it will evolve into the biggest douche in the entire game. Whoever lands their piece on that property after the first douche fully develops it will become the biggest prison ass giver in the entire game.

And you don't even have to get sent to jail.

Did you know that Monopoly also holds the record for the most broken friendships?

F*** you Monopoly.

Have a great weekend ahead!

32 comments:

  1. Are you guys playing with real money? @@

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    1. no. but still we got a bit out of hand and passionate over fake paper money.

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  2. Malaysian version is the dreaded Cyberjaya & Putrajaya~

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  3. park lane hotel, the cause of so many broken friendships </3

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    1. park lane + mayfair + hotels = the source of friendship murder

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  4. hahaha...then why don't you stop playing that damn monopoly..? :P

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    1. dont know why. too competitive dan tak nak kalah.

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    2. please keep playing..hahaha...after that, tell us more in comic..haha :P

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  5. hahahhaha... bertabahlah Ernest. I feel you.. XD

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  6. I thought landing at Mayfair was the worst one? No?

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    1. haha yeah I made that mistake. just realised i confused the two

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  7. Park Lane Estates, destroying friendships since god knows when...

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  8. I hate Monopoly too! I always end up paying everybody!!!! >_<

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    1. but when everyone pays you, suddenly you will like the game.
      until the next time you pay everybody

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  9. Usually when everyone else owns and builds hotels and houses on all the properties, all I have is connecticut and baltimore - no complete estates or buildings. Those are the days I'm ecstatic to go directly to jail, not pass go and not collect 200 and pray to the merciful heavens I never roll a double. :-/

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    1. going to jail has never looked so good!

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  10. Exactly what happens when my friends and I play Monopoly.

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    1. yes. arguments and shouting and damaged friendships.

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  11. Now I know why my family members refused to play Monopoly with me once I turned 7..... /hides in corner/
    BUT I LOVE THIS GAME DAMMIT

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  12. We used to play this all the time... but my family prefers the Malaysian version... Saidina. Cheating is damn rampant. lol

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  13. last time I always buy the most expensive place and slowly build it and max it :P

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  14. Monopoly -- Ruining friendships since 1902


    xx Mandy

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  15. lol. you're just unlucky.
    Landing on mayfair is a rarer occurrence than landing on orange or red ones. Those are hot property. I'd trade anything to get a full set of those, including dark blue properties.

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  16. if u guys sien of playing monopoly, u guys shld play King of Tokyo. Awesome board game and takes less time than Monopoly, also shows who is more jantan by staying inside Tokyo for longest (and not getting killed by the rest)

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  17. My personal quote for this is "The dice is evil".

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  18. Lesson Learned...
    Just do a Simple Dice Roll instead of an "Epic Dice Roll"
    and it works everytime *Mayfair and Park Lane Hotel Escapee*

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