Thursday, August 15, 2013

The Trap At EVERY Escalator

Hey everyone! It's Thursday!

Ya I know I am late. Again. But in full honesty I've been really busy working on something big recently so this whole tardiness is going to be very VERY worth your time.

So back to today's post, I am going to talk about that trap at every single escalator. Yes. There is a trap at every single one at any given time of the day. Whether it is at hotels, shopping malls, airports, you name it. It is EVERYWHERE. The only difference is either you fall in it or not. If you've never, you lucky bastard. If you had at least once in your life, then you can check that thing off your bucket list. Assuming you are crazy enough to have that in your list.

Which trap am I talking about? I'll let the comic do the explaining.

THAT trap.
Anyone can place it. Anyone can fall in it.

Thankfully (in a weird way) it was only Jon. Imagine falling into one placed by a total stranger. And you can NEVER walk out of one. It is like an automated car wash and you have to just keep going forward. Forward into an invisible brown death cloud. And it gets you at the first whiff. By then, you know it is too late.

BEWARE the escalator trap.

You could be next.

"Bro, I think it's just you."
"....no way, seriously?"

Did any of you fall into this trap before? Let me know or else I'm gonna think I'm a bloody fart magnet.

Have an awesome weekend ahead!

36 comments:

  1. after this,he will shit his pant xD

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    1. haha thankfully he didnt. if not the joke is all on him.

      in his pants.

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  2. nice 1, long time din't see your comic. but still as pic as last time^^

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  3. Bitch please i do that in the elevator (Before i walk out) :P

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  4. Ughhh I've been a victim of this before. Let me tell you. It wasn't pleasant ==



    xx Mandy

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    1. it is never pleasant to have yourself move slowly towards a poison cloud

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    1. he can be really sneakily evil at time i must admit.

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  6. ahahaha..gud jon! :P kena ktut si kawan !

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  7. Either its just you, or I am a very lucky person~~

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    1. there are other commentors that says it happend to them as well.
      you are very lucky and i am very lucky that i am not a fart magnet.

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  8. lucky you it was escalator.. kalau lif.. might possibly got a brain damage XD

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  9. Glad I have a stuffy nose everytime I go to the mall.

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    1. you must be really well prepared every time hahah

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  10. I kena before!!! Total stranger some more.. D=

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  11. This isn't exactly an elevator fart thing but an incident that happened in my high school involving a particularly racist religious teacher.

    This woman has a penchant for belittling other religion and races in her religious classes and I have caught her red-handed many times. So there I was walking along the corridor, this woman was behind me. Luck was upon me that I felt the onset of a particularly filthy fart in the pit of my stomach. I bet on every astrological stars and just ripped one.
    The best part is, it was a silent bomb so my gas was virtually soundless but the odour was an award-winning one.
    I walked a little faster to allow the b*tch to marinate in my silent killer. "That's for all that you have done in your classes". I had the biggest smile for the rest of the day.
    Moral of the story: I am a girl, and I fart.

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  12. sadly to say...i did placed one before lols... but it was not intentional >_<

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  13. what's the trap ernest?

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