Monday, October 21, 2013

Vegetarian For Life

Hey happy Monday everyone! At least let's try to make it happy.

The blues. Oh God why.

I can't believe it's Monday so fast again.

Anyway, recently I hung out with a friend where got to know about the passing of her dad. Things got a bit solemn although we were initially having a nice cheerful chat. This was the exact dialogue we had.

Good God.
I really had a hard time holding it in that I had to excuse myself the bathroom to let it all out.

I am a horrible human being.

If you didn't understand the joke, your English might be as weird as hers.

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    1. vegetarian = someone who doesn't eat meat...

      what she meant to say was "a vegetable" or "in a vegetative state"... means... can be brain dead, coma, things like that

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    2. Correct.
      In vegetative state is more like that.

      Being mostly brain dead means that only life support is holding onto her dad's soul just before the reach of Death.

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    3. or in chinese... "植物"人...

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  2. vegetable.. lol..

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  3. Bukan "vegetative state" ker? I understand the need to hold it, Ernest.

    (oh sh*t, I am seeing the highway to hell too!)

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    1. everyone who laughed is going to hell. hahah

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  4. You evil, evil human.

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  5. dude seriously. what if your friends reading this? Would she will be mad at you?

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    1. haha no worries bro I already asked for her permission. she also laughed for using the wrong word.

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  6. you even publish it on the internet. You want *all* of us to go to hell, ernest? hahahaha. Damn jahat la you... and me... and everyone who laughs at this.

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    1. i didnt want to go to hell alone. its called strategy

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  7. I understand how you feel. Recently there are a lot of posts on my newsfeed saying "I am graduated!!"

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  8. oh crap i'm going to hell too! hahahahahahhaa

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  9. Ahh... i know how u feel! There was once I went to the hospital where a patient's bowel accidentally came out but the nurse keep saying his BUNTUT fell out!! I tried very hard to hold it in but she just kept saying the word and in the end i just popped a giggle... felt horrible....

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  10. *giggle giggle* oh damn.....i'm going to hell for this.......

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    1. we all are. judging by the amount of lols.

      lol

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  11. Shhhiiiiittttttt, I'm going to hell too

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  12. Oh my English......

    You going to hell, she going back to Kindergarten. xD

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    1. anyone who laughed here also going to hell.

      yay! im not alone

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  13. I'm glad you asked her about posting this on the Internet :) .. Take my medal Ernest

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    1. of course I did. if not she will officially unfriend me. hahah

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  14. damn you Ernest... I'm going to hell too because of your post -.- ...I didn't get it at first until you mention bad English lols

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  15. Hahaha.. Did she intentionally pick the word 'vegetarian' or what? U know, because sometimes we got the right word in our head but suddenly pop out something else when we say it. Cute laaa.. haha

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  16. Ernest I pity you. I burst out laughing. Then again I think she knew the correct word but it came out wrongly. It's not easy telling such things to others.

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  17. Yerrrrrrrr. So mean, how can you laugh?! :p

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