Daryl Has Complained

Okay. If you have been following my comic series, we know that I, being the best kind of friend in the world, has non other than single handedly dealt cruel blows to Daryl's image. Daryl has been depicted as the most depraved pervert who loves to be in his skin more than in his clothes. Example: HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE. And those examples given are not even a fraction of the embarrassing stories that I have told the Internet populace about our dear bro, Daryl.

And he has complained.

Yup, you heard that right. He has complained and expressed his dissatisfaction to me numerous times already.

So, basing on the preservation of whatever is left of Daryl's dignity, shall I stop drawing embarrassing stories about him?

F*cker ditch'd me.

Within a few minutes.

Rubbing salt into the wound.

Apparently the answer is no.

Looks like we will still have naked perversion stories of Daryl after this.

Lucky b*stard.

Tweet

SPECIAL: The Bros Meet TheEggYolks

Good Monday morning everyone!

Before I begin with today's posting, (assuming that majority of you guys DO read what I write), the comic's Facebook page has actually reached 1000 'likes' within a year since its inception! (We have to go deeper) Yes! That is definitely a milestone achievement for this comic series! Therefore, I would like to express an infinite amount of gratitude to all my readers, new and old, friends and all animals who have been following this series! I myself have not expected to reach this amount so this is definitely a Monday morning surprise for me! Thank you all! You guys rock!

Okay, that's enough of the Daytime Emmy speech for now.

In case you don't know by now, we are still in the collab month (haven't you realised that yet??) So, yes. We are having yet another collab strip. Stop picking your nose!  This series was lucky enough to be graced by the likes of other awesome comic blogs such as Bolehland, Akiraceo and Pouleen already but I guess we could go for another couple more! Do bear with me yeah! *dodges banana skin*

This is supposed to be a long time coming as the sweet couple that we are mentioning here today tied the knot  several months ago and the bros had the opportunity to attend their buffet lunch wedding! Was supposed to tell the story of our "apparent" encounter a long time ago but only managing to tell about it now. I hope it has not gone stale. Anyway, here it is! Presenting, the cutest, sweetest couple all the way from Kuching, the Eggyolks!

With the bros, you know it's never going to turn out well.

Everyone had delivery pizza after that.

Okay I lied so we didn't exactly get to meet the couple. Sadly, we didn't make it in time to their wedding buffet lunch. But it felt like we did. Or rather that is what I would expect to happen if we did make it to the buffet.

The Eggyolks is a comic blog about their adventures around Malaysia that contains good reviews about food, travelling and random stuff! Once again, congratulations on the wedding! (I know this public over the internet wish is considered VERY late already please don't come to KL and sumpit me with a blowpipe) Best wishes to you guys!

Do check them out to get your info on at theeggyolks.blogspot.com!

Have an awesome week ahead!

Tweet

A Scary Sight

Welcome to Thursday folks! The weekend draws near!

This incident happened rather recently which have left one of the bros scarred for life. I won't spoil it right now but telling you who so read on to find out. But tread with caution. You might be scarred too.

WARNING: Horrific image ahead. Viewer discretion is advised!

Indescribably horrifying. 

Well, in case you don't understand what the heck just happened (because you are too young but if you are too young you shouldn't be reading this comic series but hey, it's the Internet so I don't blame you. You might even have a porn tab open in your web browser so it's seriously none of my concern), I will give you a hint of what Jon saw:

(_!_) <---- This.

If you zoom in real up close to the dot in the middle of that image you will see this shape: *

That's the forbidden eye.

If you still don't get it because you are still too young, go look up for some anal porn on the Internet. That'll do you good. Very informative as well.

Better yet, use a mirror.

But if it's in the case of seeing one of your bro's "eye", it might be too much information already.

Trauma max.

We stayed home after that.

Have a great weekend guys!

Note to self: Avoid Daryl for a week.

Tweet

SPECIAL: The Bros Meet Pouleen

Good Monday everyone! Hope you folks had a relaxing and enjoyable long weekend from the Malaysia Day holidays! I didn't. F*ck the traffic jam! Why does everyone decide to come to my hometown whenever there's a holiday?!


So, it looks like we're not done with the collaborations! (It's a collab month for this comic series in case you haven't noticed yet.) This week we are visited by Pouleen (a.k.a. Pauline) from the world's longest name for a blog..... *inhales* iknowyoudontgiveadamnaboutmylife.blogspot.com!

Exhales.

I took the chance to ask her out for some coffee and this was how my encounter with this petite and lovely lass turned out! (Lass. Not ass. No. There are no asses involved in today's strip, you pervert.)

Freaking cock-blockers.

My date with the lovely Pouleen was officially ruined after that.

Note to self: Never invite a lady friend to where your bros usually hang out.

So, Pouleen's comic blog about the trials and tribulations that are faced on a daily basis by members of the fairer sex. (That means females, you chauvinists)

Do check her out! At... *inhales* iknowyoudontgiveadamnaboutmylife.blogspot.com!

Tweet

SPECIAL: Malaysia Day Comic Bloggers Unite!

Hey guys and happy Thursday everyone! Today is a special entry so there's no comic for today but the artwork is awesome!

Tomorrow is another special day in Malaysia's calendar of national holidays and because it is none other than, the super-epic-fun-time-holiday-for-no-good reason-just-because-we-hate-going-to-work MALAYSIA DAY!

Malaysia Day falls on the 16th September every year and it is the day we celebrate yet another random Malaysian holiday our PM got nothing better to do the establishment of the Malaysian Federation back in 1963! (Okay, the Internet helped me on that one)

Okay, so that is tomorrow but I'm wishing everyone a day earlier so I can kick back in my undies and play video games all day! *Thank god Daryl is out of town this weekend*

As you might have noticed, this month I've been having a lot of collaborations with many other cartoon bloggers such as Bolehland and Akiraceo but this is the biggest yet! A rather handful of comic bloggers got together and we decided to collaborate for the biggest collab (so far) of a greeting card!

Here it is, HAPPY MALAYSIA DAY from all your favourite comic bloggers!

Can you guess them all? Answer below.

Go ahead! Download and save this as a wallpaper if you must!

This has been a real fun project with the other comic artists and I must admit they are a real fun bunch! Hope we can have more collabs like this in the near future! It has been a real joy making this!

Here's the full list of the cartoonists who participated! Do check them out!

1. Bolehland http://www.bolehland.net
2. Sharkox http://www.thesharkox.com/
3. Theeggyolks http://theeggyolks.blogspot.com/
4. CheeChingy http://cheechingy.com
5. Utarboy http://utarboy.blogspot.com/
6. Pauline http://iknowyoudontgiveadamnaboutmylife.blogspot.com/
7. Ernest http://dontlikethatbro.blogspot.com <-- THAT'S ME!
8. Kouda Mainframe http://koudamainframe.blogspot.com/
9. MissMorbids http://missmorbids.net/
10. Pek Chek Kia http://pekchekkia.com
11. SolarCrab http://solarcrab.blogspot.com/
12. Akiraceo http://akiraceo.com

We are proud to be MALAYSIAN!

See you on Monday and have a great weekend!

Tweet

SPECIAL: The Bros Meet Miau

Good Monday morning everyone! Here's a comic to ease our blues!

Okay, so if you have been following on the comic's Facebook page, I did mention about two days ago that we had a bros night out and there was a special guest involved? Well, today's special appearance is none other than Jian, the author of the cutest cat comic in Malaysia, Miau & Wafu Pafu!

So, we decided to cook up a collab specially for you guys!

Enjoy!

It was a strange encounter.

Okay, so this collab was done way before I actually met Jian in person. We communicated solely online and came up with this story. (Of course this is not a true story, Jian is actually a rockin' engineer instead of a pet store cashier. It would be stupid to have a cat running a pet store.)

Still, after meeting him in person for the first time I must say he is one cool cat! With human-like feelings!

No, I do not know if he is fluffy or not.

Do check him out on akiraceo.com for his comics!

Tweet

Happy First to My Dear Comic Series!

Notice anything different today? *you're looking right at it*

Hi! If you are new here, do hang around and check out my cartoons. I'm sure it will be worth your while. Or not. You be the judge.

Aloha Thursday everyone! It's almost the weekend and I can smell the freshness of it already! No wait that's just Jon farting in the living room again.


This is a little longer than usual so please bear with me a little here and read the text first before going onto today's strip.


Seriously what is that smell? Is Jamus experimenting something in the kitchen again?


As some of you may or may not know, "Bro, don't like that la, bro" is turning ONE YEAR OLD TOMORROW! Yes! On 9th September 2011, this webcomic series will turn a year old! How time flies when Daryl  is always in his underwear! Well, it has been a crazy year (not as crazy as knowing and living with the bros for so many years) doing this comic series weekly has been a blast! Thanks to everyone who have been supporting this series thus far and I appreciate all the feedback, comments and emails, good or bad, that you have given me and getting such great remarks from you guys is like having Christmas every day. Without you guys, this comic would have gone down the drain within two months but you guys really made it happen and I am glad to have great readers like you guys!

Therefore, today's episode will be a special massive edition to commemorate this wonderful first year of doing this series! I didn't want to do a "how this comic came to be strip" because in reality this comic came about from a very boring story involving a paper, pencil, a reluctant challenge and a pinch of jealousy but that's a story for another time. Shamus, can you please tone down that Bieber tune? Goddamit.

So here it is, a happy first year strip from me about just another random day in the life of the bros. It's a little special for the guy readers out there because in today's comic we have a little extra sexy-sexy! But I do hope you enjoy it as much as I have enjoyed making it and have a good laugh like you always do!.... You guys do, right?

Enjoy!

Happy birthday, my dearest comic series! May I keep churning out great stuff for your cognitive viewing pleasure and may the bros keep getting themselves in hilarious situations so that I can make fun of them over the Internet. Thanks everyone for the continuous support! I love you all!

Oh wait. There's more.

 Bros; I love you guys so much. Keep being awesome guys.

Have a great weekend everyone!!

P.S. Don't forget to check out the "The Bros" page for something something new. No. No sexy-sexy. I'm sorry. Check it out anyways :)

Also, do follow me on Google and like this series on Facebook!

Tweet

SPECIAL: The Bros Meet Bolehland

Happy Monday everyone and it's time to go back to work! Hope the post holiday syndrome isn't bringing you down. if it is, I have a special treat for you today!

Remember I said I have a special surprise for you this month of September? That was because I was busy skulking these famous guys because I'm creepy like that but not as creepy as the Internet Predator. Well, here it is!

Ladies and gentlemen, (in case you don't know who these guys are already) meet the awesome duo from Bolehland.net!

I present you the collision of two worlds and this is the bros encounter with them!

Did anyone see this coming? No, seriously.

So, they emo'ed for a bit but we still had a fun day after that.

Wai Kit and Dan Khoo are an awesome pair! They are just two guys having an epic journey in Malaysia. Ok, they lied. It's actually not so epic.

Check them out at Bolehland.net!

Tweet

You Orang Apa?

Title translation: What are you?

Happy Thursday everyone! So glad that today is considered a public holiday in Malaysia as well, as Merdeka Day's holiday (which was yesterday) was brought forward to today as it clashed with yesterday's public holiday (Hari Raya). Yep. We get replacement holidays in Malaysia.

So, replacement holidays here and there, today's comic is in conjunction with Merdeka Day (which was yesterday). Being Malaysians, we automatically will learn to speak a minimum of two languages from the day we are born. Bahasa Melayu a.k.a. malay, will be one of the compulsory languages that we will have to learn to speak as it is the national language but many non-Malay Malaysians do not treat it as a main language hence their malay speaking capabilities will usually sound weird in the ears of our Malaysian Malay comrades resulting in them not speaking it altogether unless really and desperately required. And that is a sad case for out national language.

But I grew up in a Malay speaking community, so even though being a Malaysian Chinese, my malay sounds exactly like how a Malaysian Malay would speak and it would not sound weird, which resulted in a situation that I've depicted into today's comic.

This particular incident happened sometime a year ago while I was at a fast food joint. I'm not sure if it's funny, but I hope it does give you something to think about.

In case, you don't understand Bahasa Melayu, here's a full translation:
Me: Hi. I would like to order a chicken burger set meal with a drink of Coke. Please do not put so much ice in my drink.
Girl: Wah! Your malay is very fluent! Are you Malay? You look so fair!
Me: Haha! No! Do I really look like a Malay?
Girl: Not really actually but the way you speak Malay has no weird slang in it. So, I suppose you're Chinese?
Me: Wrong! I'm not Chinese as well.
Girl: Huh?! Seriously?!! Then, what are you? Tell me properly!
Me: I'm Malaysian laaa....
Girl: Ish! How embarrassing...


So here's the point I'm trying to make; I would really wish people would stop saying that they are Malay, or Chinese, or Indian or whatsoever when asked. Even when we fill up forms in Malaysia, we have to tick in the check box to define our ethnicity. Are we really that racist? We should only be taking ethnicity into account for crime investigation purposes and other serious matters but not for things such as applying for a scholarship, or a job, etc. as it will result in racial profiling.

Isn't that a little ridiculous considering that we have been an independent nation for 54 goddamned years? We should be able to call categorize ourselves as Malaysians and shouldn't differentiate ourselves solely by skin colour. Then like that-lah only we are betul-betul ONE Malaysia!

Satu kaum. Satu Malaysia.

Just a thought. You guys can scold me now if you like.

Tweet