Thursday, March 29, 2012

Credit Card Crisis

Hey everyone! Weekend is looming! Rejoice! So here's a comic.

Won't spoil today's comic, so go on ahead and read it!

When you start getting lectured by a bar staff, you know sh*t just got real.
So once again Jon proved to be lucky whenever he misplaces his things.(similiar incident HERE) They never seem to go missing or stolen. Thank goodness for the honesty of the bar staff.

We would like to extend our appreciation to the staff of Beer Factory and Movida Bar of Giza, Kota Damansara for always keeping an eye out for Jon's misplaced items. Though he may always have a mini heart attack when he notices his stuff missing, but you guys always make him feel better by being awesome.

Big shout out to Beer Factory and Movida Bar. You guys are awesome!

So if anyone of you ever want to go grab a drink, do head on to either of those places. Great times and great after sales services. Always.

On a side note, did this happen to any of you guys before? Do tell in the comments below so that Jon doesn't feel like the weirdest person in the world right now.

Have a great weekend guys!

Monday, March 26, 2012

Roadside Toilet

Happy Monday everyone!

If there is such a thing. I'm not sure. Since when Mondays are happy? Unless you won the lottery over the weekend or did something that you regret but it was totally worth it. Or comic. Yes! Comic!

I love Mondays.

Here's a story on why you should always empty your 'tank' before going on a car ride.

I couldn't decide whether to keep peeing or run after the car.
Then I decided that I should not be running after the car with my d*ck dangling out while pee is streaming out from it. I wouldn't want people thinking: "Hey! Look at that crazy person running after that car trying to get his pee all over it. Oh and he has such a small d*ck."


I was left stranded there for about ten minutes as Jon had to make a huge turnaround to come back to where I was as there was no room for him to stop by the side of the road. Talk about awkward. Every car that passed me seemed to be either judging or laughing at me. I totally wanted to die that moment.

Traffic. Why you do this? F***ing prick.

And Daryl. Just please STOP asking me to pee in the bottle. It's weird.

The hell is wrong with you.

Have a great week ahead everyone!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Crocodile Suit

Good morning everyone! How is your week so far? No worries. Weekend couldn't come sooner!

With such excitement looming over due to the upcoming weekend, I have nothing interesting to say. So, let's hope the comic makes up for it. (Not that most of you read this intro part part anyway because you'll just read the comic and ignore the rest)

Comic is a little bit twisted this time. Now you get to see the slightly demented side of me.

Or Jon rather.

He will always, and forever be, in a crocodile suit.
After second thoughts, Jon decided that was the most awesome dream he ever had. Oh, how much he wishes to be a full time crocodile.

Jon has even more messed up dreams than this. No. It will never be in the comics as it is too disturbing and I will never ever be able to relay it into a cartoon form. You would have to ask him about it yourself. Here is a good place to start.

That is IF he wishes to tell you. Big 'if'.

Have a great weekend!

Don't go hiding in the wadaa now.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Chocolate Trail, part 2

Hey there! It's Monday again! Hope everyone had a smashing weekend! I know there were loads of epic events going on a couple of days ago hence it made my weekend a distraction fueled one. Hence, the late posting today.

And I'm not even sorry. My weekend was awesome.

We're back once again from where we left off on the story of the 'chocolate trail'. What happens next?

Read PART 1 FIRST to get what is really going on.

WARNING: Comic once again is not compatible with lunch. I will not be held responsible for any projectile vomiting on anyone's desk.

Shamus, only making matters worse.
Shamus stayed up all night to clean up the chocolate smeared floor. No, I did not assist him at all but I couldn't sleep all the same due to psychological trauma.

You don't say?
We told him what he did after that. He found it hard to believe till he found his sh*t stained pants in one of the laundry pails.

His pants was given a proper cremation that afternoon.

Have a great week ahead guys!

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Chocolate Trail

Happy Thursdays! Weekend is just around the corner!

So here's a comic.

We were out partying one night and it just so happens to be one of the worst ones yet. For one of the bros at least.

WARNING: Today's comic might be a little disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised. But I know you are just going to read it anyway.

Sometimes it's not the dog.
Have you ever partied so hard that you end up shitting your pants?

Or the whole damned hallway in this case.

It was seriously f'd up. I might seriously consider leaving the house.

Turns out you can't always blame the dog for everything.

I hope I didn't ruin your lunch.

In other news: The ever stable stock market of Jamus has crashed just a few moments ago. Stockholders are advised to jump ship. You can console Jamus now on twitter HERE. Or laugh at him at his misfortune. Like we aren't all doing that already.

Have a great weekend everyone!

Monday, March 12, 2012


Hey everyone! Good Monday morning to y'all!

Monday morning is never really good. Especially when I do not have a comic on hand ready for you guys.

Anyways, I just got back from a recent trip and yes once again I managed to put myself in a jam of not having a comic on time. But despite the packed schedule, I have still managed to cough out a strip for your usual Monday morning read. A promise is a promise, right?


And the Son of the Year Award goes to...
Jon actually can't remember anyone's birthday. So if you do not have your Facebook birthday notification enabled, then please forgive him if he doesn't wish you.

Everyone should just help Jon remember things. We can't do it all the time.

Anyways, this strip is dedicated to Jon's mom! Yesterday was her birthday so here's a random birthday wish! Without her there will be no Jon for us to laugh at! Thanks Jon's mom and happy birthday!

Sorry for making your son look like an idiot all the time.

On a side note: why the hell Shamus actually remembers Jon's mom's birthday?

Have an awesome week ahead!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Daryl's Dancing Tips

Good morning everyone!

Yes. It's a Daryl comic. Brace yourselves.

I had trouble naming today's strip. There must be like three different names for this one same strip. But that does not matter because most importantly it reveals a hidden talent that Daryl has that not many are currently aware about.

Yes. Daryl dances. Not seriously nor professionally. But he does know how to work it.

Today, we have a quick dance tutorial by Daryl to teach you some basic steps where it is super-song friendly! Extremely useful when you are out dancing and you need some serious moves to impress the ladies.


Daryl and his tricks to get people to remove clothing is astoundingly amazing.
Hope this tutorial has proven helpful and may a swarm of lovely ladies come to you whenever you are out dancing at the clubs.

Want more super tips from the legendary Daryl? Follow him on Twitter and may you learn awesome things from him everyday! Or just have a chat with him and you might experience the most amazingly random retarded conversation ever.

No. Daryl is not retarded. Nor gay. Trust me. I've checked. Twice.

Have a great weekend everyone!

Monday, March 5, 2012

Midnight Barking

Wow. Monday. Too fast.

Anyways, there's this one incident when we went out one day without Jon and left him alone in the house with the dog, Mocha.

Jon and Mocha alone in the house? What could possibly happen?


Finally. Mocha: 1 - Jon: 0
We came home really late that night and Jon did not sleep at all. And I quote Shamus: "Jon si penakut."

Jon can be such a scaredy-cat sometimes despite his fit body. Can someone just give him some tips on how not to be so scared on silly things? Tweet him your advice HERE! Furthermore he is a Twitter noob. Can someone teach him how to properly use it?

Have a great week ahead!

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Awesome Chatting

March madness is here!

No, not really.

Hey everyone! It's Thursday again and I would be Captain Obvious if I were to tell you "H-hey, there's a comic today!" So I'm not going to say that. You know what's happening.

Today we learn some real internet skills from one our bros, Shamus, on how to be macho and playing it cool while chatting with a girl on the Internet.

WARNING: Results may vary.
Never count your chicks before the eggs hatch.
So it turns out it wasn't him.

That was a big blow to his ego and he needs a serious bit of cheering up. Drop your comforting words personally to him on his Twitter! Or just follow him just to see all the stupid quotes he has to say all day.

Just try not to make him go cry in a corner again. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Have a great weekend guys!
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