Thursday, February 28, 2013

Brain Lag, part 3

Hey happy Thursdays everyone! The weekend is drawing near and it is going to be awesome!

Have you ever experienced an incident where you met someone you haven't seen in the longest time and the first thing that comes out of their mouth is "you got fat"? We're not gonna talk about that today.

Jamus had another brain lag incident again.

I'm not sure if anyone else can get as laggy as him but do let me know in the comment section below so that Jamus could at least feel he is still normal.

Jamus initial brain lag incidents: PART 1, PART 2, ANOTHER PART
In my opinion, I think it is not possible to brain lag this much.
He did this for a few more times throughout the day and it was driving him insane.

I think we have become too attached to our mobile phones. It's not even a clothing article yet so many people feel naked without them these days.

"That could be a good Facebook status, bro."
"I know right? Let me get my phone."

Damn you technology.

Have a great weekend ahead!

Monday, February 25, 2013

One Hundred Percent

Hey Monday everybody!

"Bro, you are late."
"Really? What time is it?"
"Look at the clock."
"Jeez, its almost noon already?"

Hay happy Monday afternoon! So after the standard 15 days, Chinese New Year is officially over and I only visited a grand total of one house, ingested unhealthy amounts of alcohol and even my non-chinese friends lou-ed more yee sang than me. What a productive Chinese New Year! To be honest the holiday mood kinda fizzled out after the second day and I spent most of my time mining for minerals in Starcraft 2 in order to build a bitchin' battlecruiser fleet.

And now we can get go back to doing things at one hundred percent at all times!

Good times.

I believe Daryl might be conspiring to murder Jon indirectly.
Do something good. Donate some blood at your local hospital today.

What an extremely horrible way to change topic.

Yeah, the comic today was supposed to be a sort of a PSA.

Have a great week ahead!

"You should put some pants on."
"100% bro!"
"That doesn't make any sense."

Friday, February 22, 2013

The Biggest Nation in the World

Hey everyone! I know it's Friday and I am a day late from my usual Thursday postings. Nevertheless, you shall have your comic today.

The reason why there isn't a comic yesterday was because I was paid a visit by the biggest nation in the world.

What's the biggest nation in the world?
Yes. Procrastination came to visit.

Lately, I have been having this problem where I get distracted for many hours and by the time I really want to start work I realised that it is already the wee hours in the morning. I need to really be more productive.

King of productivity my ass.

Has this ever happened to you before? Please say yes so I won't go crying in the corner alone.

Have a great weekend ahead!


Another strange incident that occurred in Stuttgart, Germany.

Perhaps related to the previous video I shared?



Monday, February 18, 2013

Toilet Paper Problem, part 2

Hey! Guess who's back?

Monday is. After the long Chinese New Year holidays, it's time to let that massive blue and depression set in.

But hey, a comic!

Remember in my previous post where I explain the problem I have where I go to the toilet and then there is no toilet paper after my big investment and I had to rely on my bro to help me fetch a new roll? Apparently, my toilet paper problems are still around and they come in this form instead.

In case you haven't known yet, I am the type of person who doesn't know how to use water to clean my ass after poopy time. I mean, I sort of have an idea by now but I still need toilet paper to dry it.

I should really stop giving details to people of how I clean my ass.

Read PART 1 here first.

I wonder if anyone would catch the reference to an old comic of mine in this strip.

I stood there once again like a total idiot while my ass dried up into a scenario where even words fail me.

Ok. I should really stop talking about my ass now.

Come to think of it, I think the problem actually lies in my bro, Jon.

Goddammit Jon. 
That's it. I'm never asking Jon to help me get toilet paper anymore.

The best solution: Always check before entering.

Have an great week ahead!

Monday, February 11, 2013

CNY SPECIAL: What Are The Ingredients of Yee Sang?

Hey happy Monday guys! I'm sure many of you are out holidaying and celebrating the Chinese New Year festivities so I'll keep this brief.

I know I said that there would not be any comic today but hey I had some free time and maybe an unhealthy obsession with this yearly dish where the Chinese eat every year, called the "Yee Sang".

But here is a special comic today for the Chinese New Year. Well, it's not really a comic but more like an infographic but I hope you enjoy it anyways.

For many years, I have no idea what the contents of this dish were and most of the time I have been absent mindedly tossing it high up in the air, screaming "LOU-AHH!!" with my chopsticks and then shoving it in my mouth with whatever is left on the plate.

A little research on the internet enlightend me a little but I still do have a warped perception of Yee Sang.

I may be the worst chinese guy ever.

If there was a test to see how chinese I was, I would fail spectacularly with all the colours of yee sang.

Well, at least in case you have always been curious about this dish, I hope it has been helpful and informative. To be honest, there are still some stuff on the yee sang dish that I haven't still figured out. Either the internet is withholding information or I suck at using Google.

Happy tossing everyone!


And you can now proceed with your awesome holiday.

"Kon Si Pa Cai!"
"I said that's enough!"


Someone shared with me this video news report recently about a strange mysterious light incident on a highway in Stuttgart, Germany.

What's your take on this? More importantly, what the heck was is in that truck???


Saturday, February 9, 2013

Happy Chinese New Year 2013!

Hey there everyone!

It's Saturday and I know I haven't been posting much on Saturdays these days but since today is the eve of Chinese New Year, here is a greeting (also a wallpaper) from the bros!

Happy Year of the Snake!
Happy Gong Xi Fa Cai to everyone celebrating and happy holidays to those who are also in the festive holiday mood!

As usual, "Bro, don't like that la, bro" will be taking a break next week so we can stuff ourselves with copious amounts of mandarin oranges, beer and red packets! May vast amounts of prosperity find its way to your doorstep!

There might be postings next week, I don't know. It depends on how dedicated I am feeling next week but do check back because you never know ;)

Stay safe, stay awesome! Happy Chinese New Year!

As how our dear PM pronounces it on an ad I saw recently, "Kon Si Pa Cai".

That pronounciation.... PRICELESSSSSSS!!!

Feel free to use this wallpaper! Share the festive love this Chinese New Year! You can download more sizes of the wallpaper here!

Have an awesome holiday ahead!

"Kon Si Pa Cai."
"Ok, enough."

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Coincidence With Food

Hey guys! Thursday is looking great as we are only mere days away from the Chinese New Year. It's like the new year except it is for the chinese and whoever feels like celebrating it.

I'm a chinese who feels like celebrating it.

Ever had a coincidence with food? Where something so coincidental that it either destroys or increases your appetite? Like seeing someone eating fried chicken and you go out and get some toast.

That doesn't make a lick of sense because nothing like that ever happens to me. I would end up getting fried chicken.

Back to the point, such coincidences never really happens to me. I meant something like this.

Heed early warning signs next time. 
Okay so this didn't really happen to any of the bros. Just happened to find this picture on the internet one day and it is hilarious as heck so I thought I'd make a comic out of it. Whoever this picture belongs to, do let me know who you are so I could credit you somehow.

Have an amazing weekend and then a long holiday ahead!

Happy Chinese New Year to all! (Of course there will still be a CNY post from me. Wishing you here would be so half assed.)

Monday, February 4, 2013

Toilet Paper Problem

Hey happy Mondays everyone! Time to get back to that life sucking routine that we all hate so much.

I need more coffee.

Ever had this problem where you go to the toilet to do your big investment business only to find out that there is no more toilet paper? Well, that problem would escalate if you have friends like the bros.

Jon, the most evil troll ever.
Did your housemates ever do this to you before?

For me, it only got worse ten minutes later.

No one came to my rescue.
Come to think of it. It could have been worse if I were in a public toilet.

Thank goodness I never use public toilet.

Nah I'm kidding. I do.

Have a great week ahead!

UPDATE: Perhaps I should have mentioned that I am one of those types of people who still needs toilet paper to clean my ass. And also the type of person who doesn't know how to use water for ass cleaning unless I have an awesome bidet which I don't.
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