Monday, March 26, 2012

Roadside Toilet

Happy Monday everyone!

If there is such a thing. I'm not sure. Since when Mondays are happy? Unless you won the lottery over the weekend or did something that you regret but it was totally worth it. Or comic. Yes! Comic!

I love Mondays.

Here's a story on why you should always empty your 'tank' before going on a car ride.

I couldn't decide whether to keep peeing or run after the car.
Then I decided that I should not be running after the car with my d*ck dangling out while pee is streaming out from it. I wouldn't want people thinking: "Hey! Look at that crazy person running after that car trying to get his pee all over it. Oh and he has such a small d*ck."


A**holes.

I was left stranded there for about ten minutes as Jon had to make a huge turnaround to come back to where I was as there was no room for him to stop by the side of the road. Talk about awkward. Every car that passed me seemed to be either judging or laughing at me. I totally wanted to die that moment.

Traffic. Why you do this? F***ing prick.

And Daryl. Just please STOP asking me to pee in the bottle. It's weird.

The hell is wrong with you.

Have a great week ahead everyone!

45 comments:

  1. come on...just pee in bottle...i already feeling it...ahahaha...

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  2. hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah first to comment? ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

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    1. i dont know if you are laughing at the joke or at my misfortune. oh wait. the joke is my misfortune. T_T

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  4. when in doubt, think about how bear grylls would do it...
    lol xD no i kid

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  5. You must be one of those people I sometime see on the side of the road on a bad traffic - and sometimes giggle at. :p

    Lucky for guys, you can ignore being choosy for toilet. Us girls can't do it. Not in this life, or the next. huhu~

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    1. yep thats true. for girls, kena tahan all the way.

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  6. Reminds me of my fren before. N im guessing that u were stuck on federal when this happened.

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    1. did your friend get stranded like me? haha
      lol federal always jam rite? where else can this happen lol

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  7. i don't alwats pee in the bottle or at the roadside, but when i do, i don't. :P

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    1. I dont always want to pee badly, but when I do, theres a traffic jam XD

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  8. should listen to Daryl in the first place XD XD

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    1. i disagree. daryl is only asking me to do that cos I suspect he wants to see my d*ck.

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  9. hahahaha.......awkward situations all the time.....what about the urgency to sh*t in bad timings such as traffic jam or long distances to places?.....i think that would be more inconvenience in really2 bad timings.....

    oh wait......Daryl wants to see "something" if u do pee in bottle....

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    1. yes. yes he does. what makes you think he is so insistent on the bottle haha

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    1. T_T kan? sedeyyy gila kawan I tinggalkan aku camtu jer..

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  11. Heh..belum pernah try lagi pee in bottle liao

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    1. tak best bro. takde feel. pressure kerana kene terlalu focus aim botol.

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  12. aiming into the bottle is not easy leh? :P

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    1. ya. i might spill on jon's car cushion and I will never hear the end of it.

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  13. If I were a guy? I'd choose the bottle...just saying~

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    1. but if you were a guy and daryl is there, you would choose the roadside. haha. just saying

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  14. wah. so easy to be a men, you can pee any where, any place and any time.. haha..

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    1. haha but somehow i dont like the idea of peeing in the bottle with my bros around.

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  15. Someone seems to have self-esteem issues. :P

    lol just kidding.

    Personally I'd choose the bottle, too. Risking other drivers seeing me pee on the roadside seems like a worse choice.

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    1. haha no la.. daryl just wants to see my d*ck. not gonna show him! i rather pee at the roadside.

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  16. Daryl's idea are reasonable, since you are in a traffic jam.

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    1. no. he just wants to see my d*ck. true story.

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  17. hahaha darly :P

    Glow do you husband play team fortress 2 (his nickname is aeternalis right?

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    1. daryl is awesome kan?

      glow is married?!!! noooooooo........ T_T

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  18. And that sudden drastic drop in the number of chicks who intended to date you but decided otherwise after you've publicly announced that you have a small dick. WHY LAH BRO?

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  19. Really enjoyable story that teach us how to ride a car.

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  20. i think Daryl might half hope that your d*ck gets stuck in the bottle! ahahaha.

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  21. Am curious......is it easy/hard to pee in a bottle. I mean, I've heard guys have really bad aims. And the mouth of the bottle is reaalllyyy small (as compared to the toilet bowl lar) so how sure are you it's all gonna go in? Or do you um, like, um, imagine filling petrol in your car...is it like that? xD (Sorry, YOU brought up these weird images/ideas in my head >.<)

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  22. next time just pee in the bottle :p

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  23. I wont do that on road side k, unless it is very late night hahaha

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