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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Know Your Bros Better: Worst Things to Find in a Toilet

Good morning everyone! I am saying that because I am a rooster and I am being helpful to those that currently do not know that it is morning because they do not have a window in their house.

Anyways, it is that time again for yet another Know Your Bros Better! This time we look at the horrible, horrible things that we can find upon entering a toilet.

Has anyone here ever came across these scenarios?

Okay maybe not the last one.
Chill guys. The toilets in the bro's household is not that disgusting. Seriously. This strip is to mainly illustrate public toilets in Malaysia. Except the last one. That is exclusive to us. But if that really ever happened to you in a public toilet somewhere out there where you ACTUALLY find a strange naked man taking a sh*t, you are seriously one unlucky bastardo. That sort of image will forever be burnt into your corneas.

To those who make toilets even more disgusting than it already is, I have a question for you:

WHY YOU NO KNOW HOW TO USE TOILET PROPER?!!

You know who you are.

Have a great weekend everyone!

Created by Ernest Ng at 10:13 AM

31 comments:

  1. Hunny KittyMay 24, 2012 at 10:20 AM

    not only in public toilet la bro ..in office toilet also sometimes can see pubic hair on the toilet seat..yikes!

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    1. Ernest NgMay 25, 2012 at 12:50 PM

      haha office toilet is sorta public to the staff in the office so anything goes as well

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  2. day dreamerMay 24, 2012 at 10:26 AM

    I like how the star rating can go beyond 5 stars now. makes it more dramatic. XD

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    1. Ernest NgMay 25, 2012 at 12:50 PM

      lol thanks for that feedback:) i also felt the stars shouldnt be limited to just 5. i wanted to be more flexible with my stars! XD

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  3. CharlieMay 24, 2012 at 10:30 AM

    ladies version: shoe print and pee on the toilet seat zzzz

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  4. nicccchangMay 24, 2012 at 10:32 AM

    HAHAHA! NICE ONE. hmmm, female toilet even worse!

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    1. Ernest NgMay 25, 2012 at 12:51 PM

      tampons in the toilet bowl? haha i head of that one from a female friend before!

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    2. bendanJuly 11, 2012 at 5:29 PM

      Agree with nicole lo.. females even worst!! *puke*

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  5. Koh Kian FaiMay 24, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    NAKED!! HAHAHAHA and dunno lock the door XD , sure mou hahaha

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    1. Ernest NgMay 25, 2012 at 12:52 PM

      haha maybe its his own house so he feels comfortable with that... im sure he doesnt do that in public toilets that would be insane!

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  6. AnonymousMay 24, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    *whistling The Beatles' Yellow Submarine* Yikes!

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    1. Ernest NgMay 25, 2012 at 12:52 PM

      i hope i did not ruin that song for you in any way. haha

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  7. Glo-w~*May 24, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    Might I add, if one has male house mates...bad aiming and don't clean up... *shudder*

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  8. UnknownMay 24, 2012 at 10:50 AM

    NO! THERE WAS ONE EPIC STORY I HEARD! I'M GONNA BLOG ABOUT IT! I DOUBT IT COULD BE TOPPED!! HAHAHAHA

    Be glad that Daryl is shitting and not fapping! hahaha

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    1. Ernest NgMay 25, 2012 at 12:53 PM

      if he was fapping i would have been traumatized for life!

      cepat show your story bro! i would like to see how it tops taking a dump naked without locking the door haha

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  9. Simple PersonMay 24, 2012 at 11:22 AM

    chocolate submarine is the kau kau . kakaka
    hey you miss out these....
    no toilet paper or water and yellow stain on the bowl and floor ...

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    1. Ernest NgMay 25, 2012 at 12:54 PM

      haha nobody likes to see the choclate submarine.
      no toilet paper can use water ma. if got yellow stain can wipe with toilet paper. but then again there is no toilet paper....

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  10. Isaac TanMay 24, 2012 at 11:59 AM

    lol this is funny :)

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  11. ShopaholicMay 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM

    I think the most disgusting is finding pee on the toilet seat. --____________--lll Imagine going to sleep in the middle of the night, super sleepy and eyes half open. Then realize you sat on someone's pee. SUPER EFFING EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. It'll be hard to go back to sleep after that.

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    1. Ernest NgMay 25, 2012 at 12:55 PM

      oh god i can imagine that as well! especially if the yellow stain has dried up! LOL

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  12. zzanyyMay 24, 2012 at 10:53 PM

    You have pretty much list down everything.. I've experienced them all except the last one. =X

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    1. Ernest NgMay 25, 2012 at 12:56 PM

      haha im sure that there are worse things to find in the toilet other than these 6.
      but 5 out of 6... not bad... haha

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  13. Ken WooiMay 24, 2012 at 11:06 PM

    flying cockroach is the worst! ARGHHHHH!

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    1. Ernest NgMay 25, 2012 at 12:56 PM

      whoa i cant stand that one as well! freaking nightmare!

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  14. LeeMay 28, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    Now imagine finding these scenarios in places OTHER than the toilet. *oh-god-why.jpg

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  15. sumbuddyMay 28, 2012 at 5:25 PM

    *Y U NO...
    :memenazi:

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  16. LizMay 28, 2012 at 5:36 PM

    There was once in a public toilet, I found shit.

    On the floor.

    I mean, like, WTH. Just barely a foot from the toilet bowl and you SHIT ON THE FLOOR? What, couldn't tahan already? I immediately backtracked and took the stall next to it >.< EWWWWWWWWW.

    I pity the mak cik cleaners who have to clean up this kinda shit =.=

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  17. JasonAugust 13, 2012 at 4:18 PM

    the last one i encounter in public toilet b4, not naked man, but still a man taking poop -_-

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