Monopoly: Park Lane

I need to stop sleeping at 4am.

Hey happy Thursdays everyone!

Did you know that Monopoly is the most sold board game in the world?

Today I have yet another Monopoly story and I think I can safely assume that everyone reading this right now can relate to the situation story that I am about to tell in my comic.

Previously, we have other two incidences when the bros are playing Monopoly. HERE and HERE.

Before proceeding to the comic, I would like to reaffirm my statement about Monopoly:

Monopoly is a game about trading and buying properties where it strenuously tests your friendship and brotherhood because it brings out the a**hole in every one of us and slams us with the reality that life is cruel and if you get screwed in life you tend to get screwed forever and in the end nobody likes the game and we all hate each other.

Whoever came up with this game is a sick diabolical f***.

I really hate Monopoly.

Stupid dice is clearly f***ing with me. Or the universe. Whichever comes first.

If you don't understand the massive effect of landing in Park Lane with a hotel erected on it, it is equivalent to be bending over at a prison shower after dropping the soap. Whoever lands their piece on that property and develops it will evolve into the biggest douche in the entire game. Whoever lands their piece on that property after the first douche fully develops it will become the biggest prison ass giver in the entire game.

And you don't even have to get sent to jail.

Did you know that Monopoly also holds the record for the most broken friendships?

F*** you Monopoly.

Have a great weekend ahead!

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