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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Where's My Food?

Good lord. I woke up this morning thinking it is Wednesday. And then I realised that it is actually Thursday because someone yelled "Weekend is coming!". Thank you Captain Obvious.

Time travel really sucks.

Anyways, have you ever experienced a situation where you go to a restaurant, ordered your food and it sat and waited for bloody ages? Worse feeling in the world right? Even worse if the place is not even crowded.

Such situations never fail to make me feel neglected to the highest degree. And it is as if the restaurant owners are in the back kitchen thinking, "Don't serve him his food! He doesn't deserve it! Let him go hungry! Even if you do, make sure you spit in it! SPIT IN IT, GODDAMMIT!!"

My paranoia and self esteem is cruel to me.

Waited so long till he forgets. Classic Jon.

May we never die of hunger in these kind of restaurants.

I know you spat in my food. I'm not paying for the service charges. BUT MOTHER OF GOD THE NOODLES WERE DELICIOUS!

Must have been that special extra flavouring.

I thought you said they spat in it?

Shut up.

Have a great weekend ahead!


Created by Ernest Ng at 10:37 AM

34 comments:

  1. Simple PersonMay 31, 2012 at 10:44 AM

    Yup I will be very angry if they miss out my order... an hungry man is an angry man..

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 8:50 PM

      yep! i fully agree with that quote! i also get cranky when im hungry tho i try no to.

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  2. UnknownMay 31, 2012 at 10:51 AM

    Especially in mamaks! lol

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 8:50 PM

      ESPECIALLY in mamaks! i always kena when its full house!

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  3. ReanaclaireMay 31, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    That is what people say if we complain too much in restaurants or makan outlets, we get our food with "added ingredient"... :)

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 8:51 PM

      i know! complain sure kena one! haha so better dont complain =3=

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  4. CaDLyNNMay 31, 2012 at 11:19 AM

    wait till forgot already..haiya..

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 9:05 PM

      haha.. sometimes it happens to me too.. but it happens to jon more frequently XD

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  5. haryzkhairuddinMay 31, 2012 at 11:36 AM

    the worst thing is that, after you've waited for decade only to hear the waiter told you that the food is out of stock & ask you to re-order something else.

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    1. LeonCSYMay 31, 2012 at 11:46 AM

      n the next "kungfu restaurant" short clip will appear on Youtube

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    2. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 9:06 PM

      @haris: yeah bro! that happened to me once!! IN FREAKING KFC! can you believe it??
      @leon: haha but this time the customer deals the kung fu!

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  6. norbuMay 31, 2012 at 11:54 AM

    nothing can be beat: people who come later than you get their food faster and even finish eating - still your food nowhere to be found

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 9:07 PM

      wah i think that happened to me once. i was so freaking pissed off. so pissed off that i went elsewhere. such a badass la me.

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  7. AkiMay 31, 2012 at 11:59 AM

    I forgot my order.. EPIC!! :D

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  8. akudoktorkampungMay 31, 2012 at 12:59 PM

    i went mamak and order nasi goreng cendawan. waited for more than an hour only to be told by the mamak that cendawan habis. i was like f*** you and your family.

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 9:07 PM

      and F*** their favourite vegetable too if they have any! really annoyed if that happens!

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  9. AllyMay 31, 2012 at 1:18 PM

    Went to a western restaurant once..Waited my food to come for 2hrs long..The weird thing is that, we are the only table there @_@ Just to please my relative and the one that intro the place, I just sat there without complaining...

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 9:08 PM

      wise move. no point getting riled up especially when you have guests around. professionally done!

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  10. Nana EddyMay 31, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    I hate those kind of place. I would usually be patient enough to wait. But I have a friend who straight away just left the place to go elsewhere.

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 9:08 PM

      i think i will leave too. but it depends. if the place looks busy i would understand.

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  11. Ken WooiMay 31, 2012 at 3:13 PM

    Food didn't come? Nevermind lah, forget it. :P
    But if waiter ask why didn't pay, screw him and say they didn't serve!

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 9:09 PM

      haha i would usually not pay their service charge as well.

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  12. KWMay 31, 2012 at 3:14 PM

    I usually will shout: WTF???!!! (WTF = Where's The Food)

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 9:09 PM

      out loud? serious ah bro? haha i dont dare to do that

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  13. AnonymousMay 31, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    I always forgot what I ordered. When the food came, I would ask around: "my food kah? reli ah". Everybody including the one who took my order sure wanna kill me. Tak kira service lambat or cepat.

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 9:10 PM

      haha! wah you troll everybody!! XD scary la...

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  14. AujinzMay 31, 2012 at 7:20 PM

    Always happen to me... sob sob sob..

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  15. AnonymousJune 1, 2012 at 12:31 AM

    Better get a girlfriend so you can masak-masak together!XD

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  16. LizJune 1, 2012 at 9:38 PM

    Sometimes I forget what I ordered, but I clever wan. I never let it be known I forgot. I ask around, "Is it yours? Is it yours?" When people say it's mine only I remember xD wakaka

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    1. Ernest NgJune 2, 2012 at 9:10 PM

      haha cover line eh. too bad i know ur secret now!!!

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    2. LizJune 5, 2012 at 5:40 PM

      Shhhhhhhh. Don't lar tell people! :O

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