Selamat Hari Merdeka Ke-55 Malaysia!

Happy 55th Malaysian independence day!

Hey everyone! I know I am a day early but tomorrow will be an awesome 55th independence day for the country of Malaysia (where I am from) and 55 is such a sweet number!

Also this means a long weekend once again. Yay! Holiday! Imma sit at home and play my Playstation all day!

"What about the Merdeka parade?"
"Hm? What about it?"

I'm so patriotic.

Anyway, there is no comic today but I would like to take this opportunity to wish all Malaysians a Happy Independence Day! May you rock out this weekend and show some love to our beloved country!

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Happy 55th Year of Independence to our dearest Malaysia!

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Remember, we are not Malay, Chinese, Indian or whatever. We are MALAYSIAN!

WE ARE ONE!

Have an awesome long weekend ahead!

P.S. There will be a regular 6 framed comic this Saturday (1 September 2012) instead of a B.R.O.S. entry. Sweet right? Do check it out this Saturday! 

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CONTEST: AXE Anarchy Island Getaway

Hey and it's Monday. The blues experienced today is incomparable to the other usual Mondays as most of us Malaysians have just only got back from a week long holiday. Welcome back to reality guys!

Anyway, today's comic will be a contest entry of mine in an attempt to win an island getaway trip to the Caribbeans (so I can be a pirate)  where the seas are blue and the chicks aplenty. This island getaway trip with international DJs, hot celebs and again, chicks is proudly brought to you by AXE and it is not something you would want to miss. With such awesomeness in store for me should I win this contest, I MUST beef up my knowledge on how to get the ladies and increase my chances with the ladies!

I need to know more than just doing the Gangnam Style to get the ladies' attention.

AXE is kind enough to be organizing this 'little' contest where you have to tell people how are you going to charming and suave to get the attention of the members from the opposite sex! Telling people what to do is easy. Let the bros tell you what NOT to do.

Because sometimes we do these. Seriously, it blows. Just don't do these.

The bros really do suck at getting the girls.

I swear to the high heavens that I will never do these or else I'll never have a chance anymore with the ladies.

Not helpful enough? Here is a simple step by step video of the bros teaching you how to score the ladies!

Yep. Still not helpful.

PLEASE AXE! Just send me to this island getaway trip! I need to look at girls clad in bikinis so I can suffer from nasal bleeding this getaway trip (which I can only afford in my imagination) because I have been working so hard and I could really use a break!

Ok. That seems like the most  legitimate, generic, and politically correct reason. That should do it.

But no seriously, give it to me. Or knife man comes for you.

Stabby stab stab.

You can't say no when there's a knife involved, AXE.

Not sure if I just increased or blew my holiday chances with that threatening gesture.

More details for the contest can be found HERE!

I'M GOING TO THE CARRIBBEANS! I hope.

Have a great week ahead!

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Farting In The Bed At Bedtime

Hey everyone!

So is everyone back from the holidays yet? No? Damn I envy you.

Here is another comic anyway.

How many of you are guilty of farting in bed?

And we still don't know what is wrong with Shamus's room.

Translation for last frame:
Jon: I plug your a** with a cork then only you know!
Shamus: I said it wasn't me! I did not have onions today!

Neither one of them got a good sleep that night.

All because of a dog.

Mocha can be such a troll. She might have picked up something from the bros after all these while.

"Sleep in your own room next time."
"No, I don't want. Jon's room nicer."
"I was talking to the dog."
"Oh."

Have a great weekend ahead!

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Basketballer, part 3

Good evening everyone!

Yes. I am many hours late due to the reasoning that I thought it was still Sunday when it is already Monday. I have totally lost track of my days of the week. Therefore, I am registering an entry to a prestigious kindergarten now as we speak.

Anyway, how are your holidays coming along? Hope everyone is having fun.

So, there happens to be a third part to the basketballer series. It has all culminated to this point where even I can't help but to attempt to toss something into a bin from a distance because that is what we all do every once in awhile.

But my case was slightly different. And more tragic.

Read PART 1 and PART 2 first if you haven't already. But it doesn't matter if you don't wanna. No pressure. But read it anyway and make me happy okay? No? Okay.

I remained silent for a few seconds to reflect upon my utter stupidity.

That shirt was subsequently cremated in a fiery blaze. Daryl thought we were having a campfire that night.

Jon:"Bro, why there's a shirt in the toilet bowl? I can't go poo."

I have never toss anything from a distance ever since.

It is safe to conclude now that, we all can NEVER be basketballers. EVER.

Have a great week ahead!

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Selamat Hari Raya 2012

Hey it's Saturday!

Not Exactly a B.R.O.S. today, since tomorrow will be the Hari Raya Holidays, I would like to take this opportunity to wish all muslims around the world a Selamat Hari Raya!

For the first time, my greeting card doesn't have the bros doing anything chaotic.

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Maaf zahir dan batin!

I apologise if any of my postings or anything I has said had offended anyone before. May this Raya celebrations be joyous and awesome for you!

Time to load up on rendang and ketupat yeah!

Have a great holiday ahead!

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Basketballer, part 2

Hey Thursday! One more day to the long weekend! And a Happy Raya Balik Kampung awesomeness to all!

I know the previous post title is called "Olympic Is Over". But in fact it should have been called "Basketballer part 1" but I was trying to take advantage of SEO (Search Engine Optimization) since the Olympic was over a few days ago. I am such a genious.

"Bro, there is no letter 'O' in genius."
"Shut up, genious"

Yes! Continuation from the previous comic, here is Basketballer part 2. Everyone at some point must have tossed a paper ball into the bin from a distance. Why? Either it's fun or we are just lazy to walk up to the dustbin.

If you haven't, go try it today. The moment it goes in, that awesome feeling equivalent to a unicorn high fiving a dragon over a double rainbow can be felt.

You don't know that feeling? That's because your paper ball never went into the bin. Duh!

READ PART 1 HERE if you haven't.

On the other hand, if you miss:

That rage filled disappointment will rule your day.

All the bros have no future in a career of basketball.

"That's because you are short bro"
"Shut up, genious."

Have a great LONG weekend ahead!

Seriously? No one is going to pick that up?

Stadium Ernest. Once again.

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Olympic Is Over

Good Monday morning everyone! Today's colour is: blue. Like we don't know that already. Fret not as the long holidays are coming! Just hang it there!

So the Olympics are finally over. It will be another four years all over again before we attempt another gold medal but congratulations to all our Malaysian athletes who have tried and put in their best efforts.

Since yesterday marks the end of yet another major sporting event, today's comic is a little sport related one. The event may be over but the sporting spirit lives on. The bros decided to be sporty and play a game of paper basketball.

Apparently my room is their stadium.

Competing at an Olympic level is really something. The bros are only at home level.

And they are sh*t at it.

Thank you and congratulations to the athletes who had managed to bring some medals back so we could show off and also have free desserts without putting in any effort of any kind other than showing our support by screaming at our television sets at home.

Still, good game everyone!

Have a great week ahead!

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B.R.O.S.: Facebook Shenanigans #5 - My Pitiful Mocha

And it's Saturday! Time to party!

Or time for yet another Being Random On Saturday (B.R.O.S.)

So Jasmine decided to go back to her hometown one weekend and she left her beloved dog Mocha, in the hands of the bros while she was away.

Needless to say, I don't think it was a very good idea.

Yep. I should not have LOL'ed.

Translations:
Kanasai = Like sh*t
Siap badan = Prepare your body to be destroyed

Moments before she arrived home, the bros went out the house.

Jasmine should never really leave her dog with the bros. It's weird because I think she should have known that by now.

Have a great Saturday!

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Problems When Queuing Up

Hey it's Thursday and I am stating the obvious again!

I apologise that today's posting is late AGAIN. I was Gangnam Styling the whole night thus productivity and efficiency of producing today's comic was close to nil.

Gangnam Styling rocks. Look it up Youtube. It will be worth your time. Careful though. It can be addictive as hell.

Anyway, does anyone here like queuing up? The whole process of standing in line just to get something done and it is extremely infuriating when the person in front is so slow and indecisive? (If you do this at a fast food line I will seriously go up there and stab you with stabby justice)

*stabby stab stab*

If given the choice I would rather have rocket boots so I can fly to the front of the line without having to waste hours away just to get something done at the end of the queue. But then again, that would make me an asshole for cutting the queue and burning the scalps of innocent people with the fiery flames of my rocket boots.

No. I do not own rocket boots.

Therefore, I can believe that everyone here does NOT like queuing up. But we do it anyways because we respect other people and we are decent human beings.

Shamus encountered a not so decent one recently.

Moral of the sotry: Never cut Shamus's queue.

Disclaimer: Do this at your own discretion. I am not responsible for any public space brawl which leads to black eyes, cracked ribs and severed pride. Only attempt this if you have titanium balls the size of Jupiter.

If the guy can be a total d*ck by cutting the queue and ignoring Shamus, I believe Shamus totally deserves paying him back by pantsing him in front of everyone.

The guy promptly went out the door after that.

Good sweet justice.

Have a great weekend ahead!

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How NOT To Play With Balloons

Hey Monday everybody!

Firstly I would like to apologise for today's posting which is a little late. I was still reeling at our country's lost at the epic finale for the Olympic Gold for badminton from last night and added with the Monday blues and the cold weather this morning, I can't help but to feel extremely sluggish.

Still, I hope today's comic will brighten up everyone's day.

No, I did not manage to come up with a badminton related comic in time.

Balloons are fun. And our dear bro Daryl loves playing with balloons. He likes getting creative with them from time to time. No, he doesn't know how to make balloon shaped animals.

But here is an example of how NOT to play with balloons no matter how fun they can be.

My answer to Daryl's question would be Jasmine.

Yep. Just don't do that sort of thing in front of Jasmine and you are good to go to have infinite fun with balloons.

A special picture message to our national hero:
Dato Lee Chong Wei. You are still our true champion. 

Have a great week ahead!

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B.R.O.S.: Jon Meets A Fan

Hey, it's Saturday everyone! I am saying that just in case you do not know your days of the week but that is highly unlikely unless you didn't graduate kindergarten.

If you really didn't graduate kindergarten, I am sorry. I was just kidding and not trying to make fun of you in any way at all.

As I have been doing this comic series for quite awhile now, it seems that even the bros have their own set of fans. Every once in awhile, a random nice stranger will come say hi to them and how they can recognise how the bros look like in real life is utterly beyond me. Nevertheless, today we shall look at how Jon reacts when he meets a fan.

He is very professional in it.

Professional troller that is.

So if you do know how Jon looks like in real life and you really wanna go say hi to him, just be careful. He might just troll you.

But trust me you guys will have a good laugh after that. He is super awesome and friendly.

Unless you are a sensitive prick who can't take a joke.

Finally meeting a real life fan.

Have a great Saturday!

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Wanna Go Eat?

Hey Thursday everyone! And it is August already. Really? Time really shouldn't sneak up on us like that. What a prick.

So we are halfway through the fasting month and I have still yet to accomplish one successfully day of fasting. Seriously, I have no idea how my Muslim friends do it. It's a total killer to me each time I try. If famine ever strikes in our country, I'm sure to be the one of the early ones to die.

While we are on the subject of starvation, we Malaysians and perhaps the rest of the world always ask each other this question on a frequent basis, "Wanna go eat?", "What do you want to eat?", "Where to eat?", "Make a decision or I will start stabbing you in the face" or any other derivatives of the action of shoving food in our mouths so that we don't subject ourselves to hunger. We are all not Gandhi.

The bros, however, have an odd method to ask that question.

I actually went back to my room and did just that.

I'm pretty sure almost everyone is guilty of doing this at least once even though the person they are asking is in the same damn building.

Come on! We are only a few feet away from each other! Whatever happened to true physical communication?

The Internet really has taken over our lives.

"So, you wanna go eat?"
"Sure." 
"Where you wanna eat?"
"Oh God, here we go again..."

Have a great weekend ahead everyone!

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